Ever jacked off to something that wasn't porn?

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I wanna take them petals off and see dat bulb.

 

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this thread is good for the evolution of the coli.

Evolution, you say?

Darwinism got me at half mast.

 

[ndthentherewasx]

That smell of some fresh "dirty" panties

Bust all over them bytches

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

cessation of pain from opyeeits..

 

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That smell of some fresh "dirty" panties

Bust all over them bytches

thanks for posting the results.

 

[Jparker]

Thread got featured

 

[ThaRealness]

I jacked off to a map of the united state



- blackierobinson

What was the sexiest state? California bad, but she a little too skinny

 

[Roberto Firmino]

Thread got featured

 

[ndthentherewasx]

thanks for posting the results.

No problem

 

[Fenian]

when I wank I usually just use my imagination tbh.

 

[TXTrill1]

Beat my shyt to the cooking channel


Nutted hella hard

 

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Beat my shyt to the cooking channel


Nutted hella hard

Food porn?

My nickname was man vs food in 2013.

 

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Thread got featured

i got provocative topics.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Grain of rice
Blade of grass
A wooden letter R
A slinky
An antenna
A gummy bear vitamin
A bottle of curl activator
A badge
An egg
Shower cap
A post-it note

 

[Dominicansbelit]

umm.. those shows on prostitution on hbo they used to give.. I used to get off on the slurping noises