Ever lost a job but still leave for work, then your girl eventually finds out?

[Buckeye Fever]

*comes home from "work" and wife is sitting on the couch*

*I go to the kitchen to get a drink*

Wife: "what have you been doing, Jeffrey??? Where do you go everyday when you leave here?"

Me: "I go to work."

Wife: "Dont lie to me, Jeffrey!"

Me: "Where all these questions comin' from?"

Wife: "See, I got this STRANGE call from your job today. Your manager wanted to know if you wanted your final check mailed to you, or were you coming to pick it up. You better talk to me, Jeffrey."

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I lost a job and was gettin' away with leaving to go to work for a good month, til one day, my woman took the day off work and caught me playing games at Dave & Buster's

 

[Houston911]

 

[BlackDiBiase]

when i lived in finsbury park i was broke as shyt and unemployed. my routine was wake up bath, watch morning tv until 8.30am they did all USA sitcoms on channel 4 starting with frasier ending with "just shoot me" still that theme tune is goat to me.

i had to leave the house at 8.30am and get back after 4.00pm because the man i was living with thought i was working and still going to college. telling you once you maxed out 2 hours in the library it was hard shyt to get through, but your boy did that monday to friday for a year+

i was actually proud of that lol i was 21 but you know you got to be like the jackal in this modern world. i noticed a lot shyt just walking the streets when everyone you bump into is either unemployed or fronting. so many bytches pitching woo lol i didnt get none though, great times really sober and reading mad shyt like the celestine prophecies and writing out my first business plan.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

*comes home from "work" and wife is sitting on the couch*

*I go to the kitchen to get a drink*

Wife: "what have you been doing, Jeffrey??? Where do you go everyday when you leave here?"

Me: "I go to work."

Wife: "Dont lie to me, Jeffrey!"

Me: "Where all these questions comin' from?"

Wife: "See, I got this STRANGE call from your job today. Your manager wanted to know if you wanted your final check mailed to you, or were you coming to pick it up. You better talk to me, Jeffrey."

 

[No..Money..Mo..Problems]

Don't you nikkas got bills?
I would be looking for a new job ASAP

 

[dtownreppin214]

I lost a job and was gettin' away with leaving to go to work for a good month, til one day, my woman took the day off work and caught me playing games at Dave & Buster's

 

[dtownreppin214]

when i lived in finsbury park i was broke as shyt and unemployed. my routine was wake up bath, watch morning tv until 8.30am they did all USA sitcoms on channel 4 starting with frasier ending with "just shoot me" still that theme tune is goat to me.

i had to leave the house at 8.30am and get back after 4.00pm because the man i was living with thought i was working and still going to college. telling you once you maxed out 2 hours in the library it was hard shyt to get through, but your boy did that monday to friday for a year+

i was actually proud of that lol i was 21 but you know you got to be like the jackal in this modern world. i noticed a lot shyt just walking the streets when everyone you bump into is either unemployed or fronting. so many bytches pitching woo lol i didnt get none though, great times really sober and reading mad shyt like the celestine prophecies and writing out my first business plan.

a year+?

why didn't you just get a job.....in the library???

 

[Another Man]

I lost a job and was gettin' away with leaving to go to work for a good month, til one day, my woman took the day off work and caught me playing games at Dave & Buster's

 

[peppe]

i did that when I was still living at home, I just went to my girls house.

If she wasn't home I would just drive to a place and sleep there

Did this only for a week tho then I found work again. My parents were just so strict and I was always job hopping

 

[Koba St]

Did this shyt for 6 months when I lost my job but I was living at home.

I would leave every morning saying I was going to work, but instead go to the local library to job search which was only 10mins from my house

After a few hours job searching, I would chill in the corner of the library with a good book till 5:30pm and then go home.

How I was never caught I would never know

 

[CoryMack]

could see maybe having to do something like this if i was a youngster living with my folks, but a grown man lying to his lady about being employed?

how?

the only way that could happen is if you were living off the woman 100% and not contributing anything. anybody can talk a big money game until the bills show up, then the real story gets told.

 

[Koba St]

could see maybe having to do something like this if i was a youngster living with my folks, but a grown man lying to his lady about being employed?

how?

the only way that could happen is if you were living off the woman 100% and not contributing anything. anybody can talk a big money game until the bills show up, then the real story gets told.

Because women start acting funny when you lose your job and some brehs have too much pride to look like a bum, so they front till they get a new job.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Because women start acting funny when you lose your job and some brehs have too much pride to look like a bum, so they front till they get a new job.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Because women start acting funny when you lose your job and some brehs have too much pride to look like a bum, so they front till they get a new job.

Man, ain't this the truth

Add to the fact that after she finds out you lost your job and her homegirl wants a couples double date. Before yall leave the crib, your woman hands you $200 and says "this is for you to pay when the check comes"