Ever lost a job but still leave for work, then your girl eventually finds out?

[⠀X ⠀]

I tried that at age 20, when I was living with my aunt. I would leave out in the morning and chill at the library until she went to work, then I'd come back to the house and chill. I think it took me a week before I got caught

 

[Buckeye Fever]

So you were living with some man for a year plus without no job and he never said anything? Must've had some sort of agreement or something.

I knew yall was gonna highlight that

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

when i lived in finsbury park i was broke as shyt and unemployed. my routine was wake up bath, watch morning tv until 8.30am they did all USA sitcoms on channel 4 starting with frasier ending with "just shoot me" still that theme tune is goat to me.

i had to leave the house at 8.30am and get back after 4.00pm because the man i was living with thought i was working and still going to college. telling you once you maxed out 2 hours in the library it was hard shyt to get through, but your boy did that monday to friday for a year+

i was actually proud of that lol i was 21 but you know you got to be like the jackal in this modern world. i noticed a lot shyt just walking the streets when everyone you bump into is either unemployed or fronting. so many bytches pitching woo lol i didnt get none though, great times really sober and reading mad shyt like the celestine prophecies and writing out my first business plan.

The man u was living with?

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

I was living wit my girls folks when I got kicked out the crib back in 07 I would get dressed and go to this commission based job until I worked for two weeks and got a $9 check.. Had enough for a dirt ass $5 and a cheeseburger.. I neva went back but I would get dressed ride to tha otha aide of town and smoke and hang out.. Go back to to her spot and go to sleep..shyt was tiring

 

[8====D]

Thread is fukking hilarious!

Every story got me. . .

 

[BlackDiBiase]

A year? :MyersDaHell:

Paying no bills? :GucciGang:

I got the space from the city council a shelter till i they get me a one bedroom. so its all inclusive.

lol im not on no gay shyt, the man was a church goes and bagged many chicks believe the walls well hella thin.

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

Going through this right now lol.

 

[RhodyRum]

I lost a job and was gettin' away with leaving to go to work for a good month, til one day, my woman took the day off work and caught me playing games at Dave & Buster's

While you were off galavanting instead of finding a new job, were you wearing that weird ass, hazmat looking scUM jacket with the hood that you said you would wear if you were to ever go out and cheat on your girl?

Spoiler

For the record, I hope you were rocking that repugnant overcoat

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

i got suspended from school for fighting once but my pops didnt leave for work till like 9 in the morning. school started at 8 so i had to be out of the house by 7
kept that shyt up for a week before i got caught

We couldn’t do this because my mom stopped at home because she has to go meet clients and stopped at home a few times a day. And my dad was self employed and stopped at home hella to pick up different tools and shyt.

 

[You Win Perfect]

many women just get with a dude because he's a "provider"

its why one of the first questions women will ask you is what do you do for work.

So if that "provider" can no longer provide

That’s what men are supposed to do, provide. Wtf lmao. Bum talk. Why would she get or stay with you if you can’t provide shyt

Y’all lie because you know she’ll start lookin around for a man that can provide

 

[Maximus Rex]

Reminds me of one of my favorite Law and Order episodes where dude was about to kill his kids because they were gonna find out he killed two other people to hide the fact that he never had a job in 20 years and was faking like he was a big time economist the whole time

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Yeah ....

That was a sad period in my life

And difficult to pull off

Cause my job started early like 6:00 am in the morning before she left for her job at 8 am

So I had to find a way to give her the allusion I left for work

So id get up ...shower

Get dressed and take my laptop with me

Then go to the 24 hour McDonald's on the OTHER side of town so she wouldt see my car and have a sausage biscuit and a water


Cause that's all I could afford

And sjt on my laptop going to Monster.com or updating my likendin profile

Till about 9am when the public library would open up so I could use thier computers and print up my resume

Chill in there and wait to see if I get any emails or calls for an interview while posting on SOHH.COM messageboard about hip hop politics ...race...

Talking a gang of shyt...and dissing posters and talking down to people while I was UNEMPLOYED typing away on a library computer terminal

I was so lame


This went on for about 3 weeks till my nosey ass girlfriend at the time opened up a letter i had from the labor department saying I've been approved for Unemployment benefits

She confronted me about it saying why I didn't tell her

I told her it was my pride

She said right there now she is getting trust issues cause I am hiding info from her

And she figured something was up cause she noticed every weekday one of her son's lunchable meals would be missing or a Debbie cake

And demanded to see if I had any of her daughter's Capri Suns in my laptop bag

I didn't like these allegstions

Said fukk this shyt took my azz down to the temp agency the next day and they got me a job working at the Port..

I hated it ..but it was better then hiding out doing nothing

 

[⠀X ⠀]

This shyt happened in an episode of Soul Food. Dude was in the streets, but told his wife that he had a job. He goes out to work every morning, but she finds him chillin in said streets

 

[hatealot]

The man u was living with?

That look of disgust got me dying...

 

[Taadow]

True story - my cousin did this, and got away with it for a couple months.