True story - my cousin did this, and got away with it for a couple months.
Tell the truth ...YOU ARE THAT COUSIN
you ain't gotta lie just to kick it CRAIG

True story - my cousin did this, and got away with it for a couple months.

Tell the truth ...YOU ARE THAT COUSIN
you ain't gotta lie just to kick it CRAIG
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When she's getting fed up with you not bringing in income and plays this on the bluetooth speaker while taking a shower before going to "run errands", or so she says
dap and repSome women will let a bum stay with her if the sex is goodThat’s what men are supposed to do, provide. Wtf lmao. Bum talk. Why would she get or stay with you if you can’t provide shyt
Y’all lie because you know she’ll start lookin around for a man that can provide
Wifey held me down through 2 bouts of unemploymentBecause women start acting funny when you lose your job and some brehs have too much pride to look like a bum, so they front till they get a new job.



Who was she supposed to meet at dave and buster's on her day off?I lost a job and was gettin' away with leaving to go to work for a good month, til one day, my woman took the day off work and caught me playing games at Dave & Buster's![]()

She liked their onion ringsWho was she supposed to meet at dave and buster's on her day off?
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Breh, this shyt got me dying. This too real.Man, ain't this the truth
Add to the fact that after she finds out you lost your job and her homegirl wants a couples double date. Before yall leave the crib, your woman hands you $200 and says "this is for you to pay when the check comes"![]()


And she figured something was up cause she noticed every weekday one of her son's lunchable meals would be missing or a Debbie cake
And demanded to see if I had any of her daughter's Capri Suns in my laptop bag

Goat Buck :DemBuckeyes:I lost a job and was gettin' away with leaving to go to work for a good month, til one day, my woman took the day off work and caught me playing games at Dave & Buster's![]()