Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
When you got to fart, and that right on time breeze of air come through in the clutch
ever passed gas in public and tried to blend in with the rest of the crowd.....
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Beedad
All Star
I go to the aisle with the cleaning products and air freshener. Let one go, spray air freshener and pretend that I'm checking the different scents.
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
genius
El negrito de tejas
Fukk the govt I got my own Deficit
Yeah all the time in the gym when I do legs
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
You're trife for that!
Even though I would have did the same thing!
But women dont fart or shyt
Hate to break it to you, Breh. We do...
Address_Unknown
Jesus Loves you...Your Cat doesn't. {#Dogset}
You ain't ever farted in the pew, Pastor?:AU_TEF1:
Beedad
All Star
My mama did that months ago in Target. She didn't know there was someone behind her while we were getting water and she let out this hard bubbly grumble and the white dude behind her was all 
I had to tell mama "mama.....someone's behind you
" and she was all "oh I'm sorry 
" I hurried over the jerky isle to 
............I checked to see the face of the white dude again (it was classic) and his face was all 
still. That smell was a hard ball of hell that stayed. It felt like a thick fog and it felt hot over there
I had to tell mama "mama.....someone's behind you
" and she was all "oh I'm sorry " I hurried over the jerky isle to ............I checked to see the face of the white dude again (it was classic) and his face was all still. That smell was a hard ball of hell that stayed. It felt like a thick fog and it felt hot over there Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
My mama did that months ago in Target. She didn't know there was someone behind her while we were getting water and she let out this hard bubbly grumble and the white dude behind her was all
I had to tell mama "mama.....someone's behind you
silent farting in public among a group of strangers is one of my favorite pass times.
fukk them and fukk what they think.
smell my anus brehs.
fukk them and fukk what they think.
smell my anus brehs.
but the smell still follows you
i'm standing in line at Target
*couple behind me*
Her: Babe do you smell that
him: WTH is that smell
Me: i know i smell it too
Hearing fat white men fart in the restaurant while eating makes me laugh for 10 minutes straight. It's always the men who are over 350 pounds sitting on 2 chairs....blowing their nose
........farting like there is no life the next day and they keep eating. Man I've heard some classic ones as well as let go of some classic ones myself. 
You Win Perfect
bow down
thats basically snitchin on yourself