ever passed gas in public and tried to blend in with the rest of the crowd.....

[thekingsmen]

 

[Supa cat]

Hate to break it to you, Breh. We do...

Have you no shame heathan

 

[Beedad]

thats basically snitchin on yourself

 

[SheWantTheD]

No, and my farts don't smell bad because I eat healthy and detox every now and then.

 

[SirReginald]

but the smell still follows you

i'm standing in line at Target

*couple behind me*

Her: Babe do you smell that
him: WTH is that smell

Me: i know i smell it too

come on man that's just..........

 

[str8up]

On the opposite end, have ya'll ever had your elbow or your shoe or something make a noise that sound like you just farted

and you try to recreate the sound to show them that it was just your shoe but they don't believe you or you can't make the sound again?