Ever pretend like you're having a baby while pooping?

[Bless't]

The Coli...

 

[rogue_riezo]

Constipation could lead to haemorrhoids, you do not want haemorrhoids breh.

shytting should be like writing poetry, shyt should just flow out.

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

Butt baby

 

[The Don]

Breh how do you think of this stuff daily?

 

[iBrowse]

Whats your diet

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

 

[Silkk]

 

[Silkk]

On the real, broccoli, spinach, kale. Those 3 (esp broccoli) will have you shyttin the same time every morning, you will never feel bloated or overly full when you get your veggie game up.

Broccoli & Spinach tho

 

[13473]

sounds like you aren't getting enough water.

 

[Sad Bunny]

Whats your diet

This week:

Penne pasta , Italian sausage
Pork cops and veggies
Turkey club and fries

 

[Sad Bunny]

Breh how do you think of this stuff daily?

Think of what???

 

[The Don]

Think of what???

You make the most random threads every day

 

[J-Nice]

You nasty nikka

 

[Bone Bender]

No.

I do remember once pushing out the densest and biggest shyt log of my life. Goodness that thing was a monster. Im not sure how big it was in length, but Im guessing maybe 5-6 inches. I DO remember its width and it had damn near the diameter of the bottom of a beer bottle. I shyt you not. That it took me a little over an hour to finally muster up enough mental and a$$hole fortitude to finally get it out was mindblowing.

Anyway, and Im kind of embarassed to even type this, but the feeling of pure pleasure and relief was so overwhelming that I broke into tears after seeing it in the bowl.

Im sure what I experienced that day is what many women around the world experience when they deliver and see their babies for the first time.

 

[TKOK]

taken a few shyts where my pants fit better afterward.