Ever wondered WHEN you were conceived? Like what was the occasion

[intruder]

I just used this calculator to check mine.

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Apparently these mother fukkers were celebrating my older sister's bday

And knowing how my parents used to handle birthdays i know exactly how this sh!t went down, too. Kids bday at 2PM. All adults bring your kids and stay late for the adult's session of the party starting at 8PM

 

[the cac mamba]

do i really wanna know this

 

[Rell84shots]

You really want to think about when your parents were fukking?

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

I usually give a grace period, before I put my stamp on a Flopped Thread... Or I'll wait for a tag. But what kind of discussion were you hoping for in a thread like this ?

 

[Scuti]

my parents straight up told my lil sis she was conceived during a vacation in the Bahamas

as for me, i've gone my whole life trying to not subtract 9 months from my birthday :scaredskip:

 

[Kokoro]

My birthday is 9 months after my dads.

Damn

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

 

[intruder]

i've gone my whole life trying to not subtract 9 months from my birthday :scaredskip:

Go ahead bro. It's better to know

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My birthday is 9 months after my dads.

Damn

Birthday boy got some

 

[BrehWyatt]

My birthday is 9 months after my dads.

Damn

Mine is 9 months after my mom's.

So I can probably guess what happened...

 

[ball15life]

Mine is 9 months after my mom's.

So I can probably guess what happened...

same here.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I was born exactly 9 months after my parents got married. Pops musta forgot to bring condoms on the honeymoon

 

[JetFueledThoughts]

cotdamn lotta birthday sex pregnancy

 

[Lazy Migrant]

My birthday is 9 months and three days after Valentines day.

My dad is a simp.

 

[Ziggiy]

My dad was celebrating my moms spreading her legs


Thanks to both of them

 

[JackRoss]

I know something happened in November of '85 and I'm here now