every date i been on this year, a bytch has pulled her phone out and snapped a pic

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

no big deal. but of course the coli has to complain about everything that deals with social media

Naw, of course u miss the key distinction though

Nothing wrong with social media, the coli is social media

Def something wrong w/social media addiction though. If you are taking dozens of pictures a day of mundane bullshyt for FB/IG likes u doing too much.

U seem like the kind of breh to play cameraman for wifey on her girls nights out tho. Do u

 

[mamba]

This shyt is getting out of hand, not only are they snapping pics of every fukking thing, now they want us to start taking pictures too.


Told this chick I'm going winter clothes shopping, she says send pics of the clothes i bought

Asks me what i'm eating for lunch today. Said I'm eating chicken caesar salad, asks for a picture

Before you know it, you're going to hear shyt like this:

Her: WYD

You: Taking a shyt.

Her: Can you take a pic? I want to see.

You:

 

[Bunchy Carter]

There really just using you for a meal; that's why I'm suspect when taking females out to eat at a nice place on a first date. Hoes take pictures and put it on social media to make it seem like there poppin and eating like this everyday. On the real they be at McDonald ordering dollar cheeseburgers.

When I'm first talking to a chick I always ask them what's there favorite place to eat; bytch be like Benihana

bytch looking for a free meal; not on my watch

 

[who_better_than_me]

It's annoying. I could see for something like a special date, or vacation or something new but when they doing it everywhere I lose interest. Especially if we in a big setting and every new space or room we go in she handing me the phone talking about take a picture of me over here or there.

I came home from a 12 hour shift last week one night and was starving cuz I didn't have lunch. So as we get down to eat before I can even take a bite broad telling me "wait lemme take a picture befor u mess with it so I can upload and show em what I made". So i impatiently let her do it and then She wants to take another one because she didn't like how the first one came out. I was done.

You can do that shyt all you want by try not to involve me in it.

I don't need to post up every achievement or disappointment in my life.

 

[Mass]

It's annoying. I could see for something like a special date, or vacation or something new but when they doing it everywhere I lose interest. Especially if we in a big setting and every new space or room we go in she handing me the phone talking about take a picture of here over here or there.

I came home from a 12 hour shift last week one night and was starving cuz I didn't have lunch. So as we get down to eat before I can even take a bite broad telling me "wait lemme take a picture befor u mess with it so I can upload and show em what I made". So i impatiently let her do it and then She wants to take another one because she didn't like how the first one came out. I was done.

You can do that shyt all you want by try not to involve me in it.

I don't need to post up every achievement or disappointment in my life.

LMAO

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

date women with phones bruuh