
Couple months ago heard a chick screaming in the alley behind my house. I had my window open. It was hot as fukk. After going from screaming to "help me!" I threw on some jeans
and a loud ass jacket (n othing else around, no time to think.) Go outside and since I had a reasonable idea the exact location she was, I took a long way through the alley where I could approach from a distance and assess the threat. fukking hell

Three dudes lurking cars on the street as im walking to the alley

Literally crouch-ducking in and out of cars like Chris and Snoop did Bodie.
I'm was thinking for a second like "Goddamn, this is why people don't help. I wasn't out at midnight on the streets, why the fukk was she!

"
Turns out, I recognized two of the dudes, and t hey live right across from me, and EVERYBODY heard the screaming, so they were trying to sneak in and get ready
to fukk someone up just the same. Since there were 4 of us, we just bust into a mod squad walk toward a couple folks in the distance, not saying shyt, but picking up the
pace as we got closer.

Turns out a couple were having a spat, and dude has an apartment around the way, and his chick took his keys. No, we don't know what happened before that, but
dude was out in a wifebeater pleading with her to give him his keys. When we walked up, she skipped down the alley the other way. We asking dude whats up, and I notice 4
people right up against the fence that may or may not have watched the whole thing play out

We basically told dude not to fukk around with a chick in the wee hours, cause
she was crying WOLF and he clearly wasn't fukking with her on that level, but I came outside ready to fight. We could have been in his ass over a drama queen.
Only thing I learned that night was not to get caught the same, cause a damsel will get you killed. Imma also get a fan so the next time somebody screaming, between my TV, video games, and
that air being blown, I don't hear that shyt. I'm not

for ANYBODY out late at night. I was too amped and my stupid ass would end up getting shot or stabbed by some fukk boy
getting stunted on by his chick. After 11pm, ya'll nightdwellers on your fukking own.