Evolution made their return last night and WWE needs to find new commentators

[Freestyle Phantom3.0]

I couldn't believe that, especially when the coo of the company is involved. You would think they would amp it up a notch. at cole just going "oh god" all soft and bytchmade.

Also I watched taker lesnar the other day and it sounded like ALL three of them were calling a golf tournament when barack was putting the beats on taker. Jesus Christ add to the moment don't it for the people at home

 

[R=G]

JR at his best at a beatdown and heel turn from 48:26, I remember @R=G kept laughing at this shyt and I looked it up, I was at JR yelling and cursing Triple H

This when Cripple H beat down Austin at the reveal? Put on the fukking black glove? Lol...the Rikishi part. I'll never forget get it. "Rikishi dropped it right on his heart. I swear to GOD, ladies and gentlemen, that will STOP YOUR HEART!" I was laughing so fukking hard. I recorded that nonsense too....lol. I rewinded that part 15x...

"TRIPLE H, you son of a bytch! WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY?!"

 

[Smackdown625]

I don't mind Cole, the only thing that bothers me is when he laughs at the corny Cena jokes. Lawler is a senile old pervert, and his announcing is the equivalent to Taker at WMXXX. JBL doesn't bring much to the table....

"It's like 3 thugs beating up 3 guys after 11 guys have done the damage"-Lawler

 

[Project Downtime]

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Did you steal my post I made last night almost verbatim?

Yes and im getting those daps

 

[DANJ!]

This when Cripple H beat down Austin at the reveal? Put on the fukking black glove? Lol...the Rikishi part. I'll never forget get it. "Rikishi dropped it right on his heart. I swear to GOD, ladies and gentlemen, that will STOP YOUR HEART!" I was laughing so fukking hard. I recorded that nonsense too....lol. I rewinded that part 15x...

"TRIPLE H, you son of a bytch! WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY?!"

"My God in heaven, why is this happening?!?!!!"

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

0 for 2

 

[DaHNIC82]

WTF was that shyt

It literally went down like

*Evolution theme hits after 8 years*

Michael Cole: "oh its Evolution"

JBL: "Yeeepp"
King: "hmm This looks bad"

If this was JR
"MY GOD KING ITS EVOLUTION, NO DAMN IT NO SONOVAbytch!!"

They took all the emotion out if the storylines with these garbage commentators its a damn shame because it seems like were heading into a real dope era I miss Good Ol Jr brehs

I been saying this for 3 years. Get these faggits out of here. They can't sell a moment for shyt. I'd rather have Tony Schavonie or Don West back at this point

 

[FRIED MASON]

Is Joey Styles still working for WWE?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

This when Cripple H beat down Austin at the reveal? Put on the fukking black glove? Lol...the Rikishi part. I'll never forget get it. "Rikishi dropped it right on his heart. I swear to GOD, ladies and gentlemen, that will STOP YOUR HEART!" I was laughing so fukking hard. I recorded that nonsense too....lol. I rewinded that part 15x...

"TRIPLE H, you son of a bytch! WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY?!"

that was HILLARIOUS

 

[CJ]

Man this reverse RKO really isn't working They still batting .000 on it.

I think Dave just needs to set it up like the Attitude Adjustment/Fisherman's Carry, and then throw the person to Randy for the actual RKO.

 

[DANJ!]

Sometimes the quiet shyt works when it's something that'd shock someone silent... but gotdamn, they do it for EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. Every time a heel does something fukked up, it doesn't call for the hushed silence. Yesterday was an example. I ain't sayin' they gotta JR it up "OH MY GOD! BY GOD, WHYYYYY?!!!!", but at least make it seem like it's urgent. They call it like it had already happened earlier that night or somethin'.

They need Lawler to go... JBL to go full JBL, and Cole to somehow channel 2005-06 when he had finally gotten good.

 

[Grifter]

 

[ECA]

If Michael Cole died today... wrestling fans worldwide would Yes! in unison. fukk him

Michael Cole isn't even the worst culprit, though. JBL and Lawler are much much worse. Cole at least has that tirade at the end of EC to fall back on.

 

[TR7]

Man this reverse RKO really isn't working They still batting .000 on it.

I think Dave just needs to set it up like the Attitude Adjustment/Fisherman's Carry, and then throw the person to Randy for the actual RKO.

I think Randy needs to jump first, and when he gets the guys neck Batista can start dropping him so they fall together instead of Randy tryin to catch him. The way they trying to do it is not gonna work, the timing is tough.