Excuse me, @blessed koala get your DIRTY ASS in here right now and explain

[Womb Raider]

@Blessed Koala your entire diet is eucalyptus leaves, which are incredibly toxic….

but in order to gain immunity to the toxins you eat your mommas poop??? Are you shytting me son

The unbearably gross fact about baby koalas that might ruin them for you forever

Apologies, because after you're done reading this, adorable baby koalas might not look so adorable anymore....

www.nine.com.au

 

[ORDER_66]

I didnt know this....wild

 

[Blessed Koala]

Not on Koala Day human, leave that fake news in Higher Learning that a way --->

 

[Devilinurear]

@Blessed Koala your entire diet is eucalyptus leaves, which are incredibly toxic….

but in order to gain immunity to the toxins you eat your mommas poop??? Are you shytting me son

The unbearably gross fact about baby koalas that might ruin them for you forever

Apologies, because after you're done reading this, adorable baby koalas might not look so adorable anymore....

www.nine.com.au

He gonna duck this then say some shyt about a pouch rub.

But I don't blame him it the chlamydia he has.

Why the Heck Do So Many Koalas Have Chlamydia?

The the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward will treat the sick marsupials. But how do they get the disease in the first place?

www.livescience.com

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yeah, it literally has no nutritional value I believe

I think they eat it to get fukked up

Edit: no, its that they need to conserve energy from eating all the eucalyptus and shyt because it has no nutritional value

 

[Womb Raider]

Not on Koala Day human, leave that fake news in Higher Learning that a way --->

You need one of these sir

Poop mouth mf

 

[MajesticLion]

These unprovoked assaults upon the character of fellow posters

 

[Blessed Koala]

Yeah, it literally has no nutritional value I believe

I think they eat it to get fukked up

Survival mate. Just think, why would a human try to cook something that's made out of shyt, chlamydia, and deadly leaves?

We smarter than what the media keeps spewing

 

[Blessed Koala]

These unprovoked assaults upon the character of fellow posters

Its all gravy, I'm putting up on OP's block to take a shyt on his tree and or eat the leaves:

 

[O.T.I.S.]

They also have the tiniest brains of all marsupial

Blessed Koala you might be the smartest Koala that ever lived just by knowing how to spell

 

[Womb Raider]

Its all gravy, I'm putting up on OP's block to take a shyt on his tree and or eat the leaves:

Good luck, I sprayed them with red pepper and alerted animal control

 

[BandOfGypsys]

Yeah, it literally has no nutritional value I believe

I think they eat it to get fukked up

Edit: no, its that they need to conserve energy from eating all the eucalyptus and shyt because it has no nutritional value

These MF eat lay around and eat that shyt all day just to have to eat shyt to get nutrition. They can't even digest the shyt I thought they were made to eat

 

[Thick_Necc_Jenkins]

rapists, chlamydia ass muthafukkas

 

[O.T.I.S.]

These MF eat lay around and eat that shyt all day just to have to eat shyt to get nutrition. They can't even digest the shyt I thought they were made to eat

Mindfukk right?

Theres this black content creating Gen-Z kid who be dropping straight KNOWLEDGE about the random ass, weird animals. shyts impressive and funny sometimes

 

[Thick_Necc_Jenkins]

I know one thing keep all Gator and Pelican slander out ya mouf