Experienced my first crazy chick

[ORDER_66]

you live and learn... KIM...

 

[Bgreat]

What more do you expect from a white bytch

 

[360dagod]

1st off..Assuming your black, your team is a bunch of nikkas fukking with a crazy white bytch..Thats your 1st mistake..

Breh im all about the thot life, but dipping on broads just like that is whack and will come back to haunt you...Its a small world doggie

 

[godkiller]

I enjoyed the story but there were a lot of warning signs. What really got me was this trashy bytch asking people for a lighter like a crackhead.

Then shes says and I quote "those people didn't give me a lighter so I had to spend a dollar.... freaking ******s."

The audacity of this bytch. You need to do better @Straw Hat Luffy

 

[Bgreat]

Your group obvious is a bunch of betas if shes comfortable saying that

 

[Turbulent]

you got off easy breh. she's extremely entitled but not the dangerous type of crazy. just delusional.

from the way you described her, she wouldn't have done shyt to you or your crib. the worst she would have done is slander your name afterwards.

 

[SirReginald]

All of the smashes your boy straw hat has ever gotten has been from Facebook. I usually get a bytch from the book and fukk with her for awhile. I always get great luck in my choices and positive results always happen.
You know, me smashing and dipping the fukk out.

Tonight my boys hit me up talking about lets have a set up in my garage. We got the xbox and the playstation on deck with the madden, 2k, and mortal kombat. My friends bought a bunch of drinks, so it seemed like it was going to be a great night.

Straw Hat is talking to this girl through facebook. He decides what the hell why not invite her over? She tells me "sure just pick me up". I ask her where shes at and she tells me she lives out of town. I flat up tell her no. I stay off the book for a few hours. When I log back on, I got multiple messages from her and on top of that she commented on my status "pick me up im in town". The boys and I go pick her up, for some strange odd ass reason, this bytch is at the YMCA parking lot around 11 PM just standing around. I ask her whats she doing here and she tells me her friend left her there an hour ago. Now this should have been a red flag right here. Ya boy didn't question her anymore though. I have a soft spot for snow bunnies and she was a 7.5ish with a nice rack, plus I was tipsy and didn't care at the moment.

The plan was once the squad left I was going to spit the magical words to her and get into them panties.
As soon as we got to my crib, this bytch off the bat got annoying. First of all, she took ya boy straw hat's seat behind the mini bar telling me shes the queen. I'm like hate when people take MY seat but I will let her since I'm smashing. The squad is having fun roasting each other being goofy playing the game and just drinking. This bytch keeps asking me questions like why do they act like that are they on drugs? Why did they get this to drink? bytches should never question my squad decisions, again, I let shyt slide.

We all got some beer and liquor in us. This bytch is talking straight nonsense and won't shut the hell up.
Before this even all started to happen, this bytch straight out said to the entire squad "I can out drink all you bytches". You can tell shes starting to feel it because she started to talk about how shes moving out of state soon with a good job promised then somehow turns the conversation into how on her 19th birthday one of her stripper friends let her work that night and she got 800 dollars. The bytch keeps talking and talking and talking and talking. She keeps calling me over telling me to sit with her and talk. With more beer in your boy I'm like okay I'm a still smash. This bytch keeps complaining about how nobody wants to give her a beer. The whole squad is like NOPE. She was bytching a good 15 mins about that. Then whenever someone said something to her she keeps bringing up "don't try me I'm not in a good mood today."
bytch went on forever talking killing the crew vibe.

We all decided to run to the liquor store. Shes like, ask those people in the car next to us for a lighter. We are all like LOL NOPE. She goes out and ask and the people in the car are like LOL nope.

She goes into the liquor store to get some lighters. One of my friends turns around and tells me we need to leave this bytch here bro shes killing everyone vibe. He's like why the fukk you think I played Kendricks bytch don't kill my vibe? So this bytch could get the message. I felt out tell my bro. Hell na nikka, she knows where I live and she could come back pissed and smash my windows in and shyt.

So she comes back in the car and is like fukk you.... I'm like who the fukk are you talking to hoe? Shes like sorry not you guys I'm talking to myself...... Then shes says and I quote "those people didn't give me a lighter so I had to spend a dollar.... freaking ******s."



TOOK THAT bytch HOME......... shyt sobered me up in a instant..... Later on she posted on FB "feels good being treated like shyt."

Me and my homeboys went back to my crib and had a celebration of her not being there anymore


I take my L. bytch was crazy. SEE YA bytch STRAW HAT NEVER TALKING TO U EVER AGAIN PHYSCO HOE.

Have never been in a position in my life where there was not a single bone in my body that didn't want to fukk a fine ass female until tonight.......

.....and you didn't rock that bytch in the fukking jaw? I woulda rocked her in her nose and mouth call me a ****** if you want. Had one white dude pop the N-Word in 7th Grade and that's the LAST time he said it too.

 

[ORDER_66]

.....and you didn't rock that bytch in the fukking jaw? I woulda rocked her in her nose and mouth call me a ****** if you want. Had one white dude pop the N-Word in 7th Grade and that's the LAST time he said it too.

Why risk the assualt charge... You know how cops b :caping: for young white girls hit by black dudes....

 

[SirReginald]

Why risk the assualt charge... You know how cops b :caping: for young white girls hit by black dudes....

Coulda had amnesia and said, "don't know fukk ya talkin bout". You do know girls mark themselves right? To make it seem that they got abused. She's crazy anyway, so that's a strike against her.

 

[Dank Hill]

nikkas gonna learn about they love for white bytches one day saying ****** in your face foh

They ain't listening tho fam. One of my homies just got pinched by them boys over a white girl cause she claimed rape. It was a one night stand and her bf found out about it

 

[Blackout]

nikkas gonna learn about they love for white bytches one day saying ****** in your face foh

Werd.

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

So you pick old girl up after a dude or her friend just dumped her off in a parking lot... she kept hitting you up because she knew everybody in her phone knows she's annoying and wasn't coming that way. Never kick it with white chick's who are bums...just toot it and boot it breh...bishes are leaches who will ride with whoever and do whatever to get their party on.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Eh, you made the right call on this one.

She probably had a mental illness or something, only mistake you made is bringing her around your crew, the most dangerous thing for an idiot like herself is an audience

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Your group obvious is a bunch of betas if shes comfortable saying that

Rather be beta than catching a case.

You know bruthas get more time than serial killers.

 

[Black Nate Grey]

Top notch story telling skills breh, shyt actually made me laugh