Expose Yourself Thread

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-Anytime I take a shirtless pic, it doesn't look nearly as good as I do in the mirror

-I kept my old underwear as well, so I have pairs of BVDs and FTL with holes near the crotch

-the holes are because my equipment murders the drawers

-I thought very briefly about simping @Phoenix_Knightly23 till I realized I like men. That is the only thing that can explain
my lack of sex and the fact I am in the mirror taking so many selfie do-overs(and she is murried. Get murried brehettes:mjcry:)

-I hate shrimp
 

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-Anytime I take a shirtless pic, it doesn't look nearly as good as I do in the mirror

-I kept my old underwear as well, so I have pairs of BVDs and FTL with holes near the crotch

-the holes are because my equipment murders the drawers

-I thought very briefly about simping @Phoenix_Knightly23 till I realized I like men. That is the only thing that can explain
my lack of sex and the fact I am in the mirror taking so many selfie do-overs(and she is murried. Get murried brehettes:mjcry:)

-I hate shrimp

:dahell:
 

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-I ate ass one time (one girl actually, ate it more than once)

-I said i was gonna stop smoking weed almost two weeks ago. Been high everyday since. In fact i'm high now.

-my foreheads big and i got a vegeta hairline

-I secretly prefer chubby females to fit ones.

-I enjoy simping for the ladies as long as nobody finds out.

What do you mean by chubby? 25 percent bf or 30 percent? :leostare:
 

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-Anytime I take a shirtless pic, it doesn't look nearly as good as I do in the mirror

-I kept my old underwear as well, so I have pairs of BVDs and FTL with holes near the crotch

-the holes are because my equipment murders the drawers

-I thought very briefly about simping @Phoenix_Knightly23 till I realized I like men. That is the only thing that can explain
my lack of sex and the fact I am in the mirror taking so many selfie do-overs(and she is murried. Get murried brehettes:mjcry:)

-I hate shrimp
HOLD UP WHAT THE fukk?!
 

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What do you mean by chubby? 25 percent bf or 30 percent? :leostare:
Use this to help when you answer @FilliBuster
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:yeshrug:I like menses. Haven't been delivert yet.

Like my man @EffYou said, if you ain't up on the girl @Phoenix_Knightly23 you might as well commit that.

@The5thLetter is 2 inches taller than me and cool as hell:ohlawd: These girls don't exist in real life:mjcry:

So I must be gay. I Don't like womenses anymore. Homies over hoes.:mjcry:
Dawg you just lost A TON of cool points from me.
 

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:yeshrug:I like menses. Haven't been delivert yet.

Like my man @EffYou said, if you ain't up on the girl @Phoenix_Knightly23 you might as well commit that.

@The5thLetter is 2 inches taller than me and cool as hell:ohlawd: These girls don't exist in real life:mjcry:

So I must be gay. I Don't like womenses anymore. Homies over hoes.:mjcry:
Breh, I don't know, but these girls ain't real, so I think im :wrist:

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Wool turtleneck level gay.

(if you didn't notice, im playing. )
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