Extra Salty Crackers II: So… White People DO NOT Like My Costume This Year

[Mensch Fontana]

Breh you should just pitch them mollywatr for 5 mins. Hilarious

 

[Duckman]

You know you can just record the shyt and not type these long lame ass stories right?

stories > movies

 

[The Nigerian]

for shytting on cacs. Never be afraid of them, and most importantly, NEVER SHOW THEM MERCY. If I hear you tone down your act because of their fakkit sensitivities, I'ma beat your ass. Too many nikkas out there scared of cacs and will succumb to them offline. Don't be that nikka.

No mercy over here, bruh. I don't lighten up, I tighten up!

If it's true u used to be a c00n, well that's pretty shytty, but now's your chance to make up for that. Hurt these cacs' feelings to the point where they have no choice but to take that L. Spit the rawest truth there is, no sugarcoating. If you have them thinking "This dude isn't just making jokes, he really hates us", then you've done your job.

Oh, there are plenty that think that. In fact, that sentiment was so strong in the beginning that I think it may have been the primary motivator in my initial bannings. The "Is he serious?" sentiment gets strengthened after they see my Facebook At the end of the day the hosts of those mics didn't like the harsh truths that I was putting out there.

As I get into more situations I notice the crowds are turning. I guess people are starting to understand my sense of humor or something. Or people might just see my antics as a green light to indulge in their core, hate-filled nature.

I say that last part because I recently did a set about how if Lena Dunham can stay on the air after admitting to being a child molester then Jian Gohmeshi needs to come back to Q after coming out as a dude that likes to punch white women in the face… with their consent. Not only that, but he doesn't even call them after the 3rd date!

After that some white girl that LOOKED like she was a Lena Dunham fan came up and did a 4 minute rant b!tching about Lena Dunham haters. She had so much anger she was letting out. It was weird because she was being indignant about how both she and Dunham live a "privileged" life with "no Black people!" saying how there's "nothing wrong with that."

Afterwards another Black comedian came up. He tried that bullsh!t I see other Black comics do by talking sh!t about how "I don't hate yall like HE does" or "I ain't even touching that RACE stuff!" kicking that "all white people ain't bad" sh!t. I think the guy even said "Can't we all just get along!? Are we not all the same?" Everyone kinda looked at me after he said that sh!t "Uh huh… keep thinking that bullsh!t, bruh. See where that gets you." And the whole room burst out laughing.

I felt bad about roasting dude like that until some other comic got on the mic and said "Ken, why can't you just be more like that OTHER Black guy?" Breh needed to hear that. This dude bent over backwards trying to please these white people and they didn't even take the time to learn his name. That has to sting.

I walked up to breh after his set and told him to cut the c00nery from his act and just go hard at these hipster douche nozzles' throats. With all the bullsh!t going on Black comedians do themselves no favors by avoiding talking about what's really going on.