Extra Salty Crackers II: So… White People DO NOT Like My Costume This Year

[606onit]

Dude is on one consistently. He's not from Chi, so stop associating it with people from the 606_ _ zip codes.
Dude said, "White men are the ones who have a problem with my jokes. White women LOVE my jokes." Whose nightclub do you think you're shucking in - WHITE WOMEN'S?

Yea, like one poster said, he does remind you of yourself in middle-school, b/c back then if u went to a good school it probably had many white peers of yours there, and you would NATURALLY associate in that CLOSED environment..... But this cat keeps RECREATING that environment under these FALSE pretenses (wasting time in some white male's institution of a BUSINESS that HE OWNS, not ChickenBones) and it's just sad to see the projection spill out onto this site.

 

[The Nigerian]

@The Nigerian goes out and does stand up shytting on white people and the coli hates on it like bruh, dont the majority of u mfers hate white people? Shouldn't ya'll be supporting him?

Man, I swear I must have fvcked some dikkhead mod's girlfriend or some sh!t. These fvckboys have it out for me for some reason.

@Brooklynzson , can we move this thread back. It's a god damn Halloween thread for Black Christ's sake.

 

[The Nigerian]

So I got a hostage to go with my costume:

Even ran into the big dog, Bin Laden:

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

@The Nigerian goes out and does stand up shytting on white people and the coli hates on it like bruh, dont the majority of u mfers hate white people? Shouldn't ya'll be supporting him?

@The Nigerian is a shytty poster who c00ned and shat on black people for years. Only after CACs turned their backs on him and stopped tossing him chicken bones did he adopt this fake as fukk militant stance. He's not doing this because he believes it, he's doing it because he's scorned. All this anti-white talk and he's still in pictures with them smiling like a good little negro.

 

[The Nigerian]

@The Nigerian is a shytty poster who c00ned and shat on black people for years. Only after CACs turned their backs on him and stopped tossing him chicken bones did he adopt this fake as fukk militant stance. He's not doing this because he believes it, he's doing it because he's scorned. All this anti-white talk and he's still in pictures with them smiling like a good little negro.

Aww, you sound hurt. Did I fvck your girlfriend off Tinder, breh?

 

[Bondye Vodou]

So I got a hostage to go with my costume:

Even ran into the big dog, Bin Laden:

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Aww, you sound hurt. Did I fvck your girlfriend of Tinder, breh?

The fukk is a Tinder?

Anyway, how is that Mollyatr thing treating you?

 

[The Nigerian]

I was at this party and all these racists kept trying to step asking me dumb questions like "What's with the costume? What are you trying to say!?"

To which I would reply, "My costume says Happy Halloween, bro! Chill!"

One fat neckbeard walked up to me giving me a lecture on why my costume is offensive. He ended his spiel with "I have family that died due to terrorism!"

To which I replied, "GOOD! Less traffic during my AM commute! People die of terrorism every day, b!"

I have way too much fun. Hahahaha

 

[kingdizzy01]

I was at this party and all these racists kept trying to step asking me dumb questions like "What's with the costume? What are you trying to say!?"

To which I would reply, "My costume says Happy Halloween, bro! Chill!"

One fat neckbeard walked up to me giving me a lecture on why my costume is offensive. He ended his spiel with "I have family that died due to terrorism!"

To which I replied, "GOOD! Less traffic during my AM commute! People die of terrorism every day, b!"

I have way too much fun. Hahahaha

ayo, after reading this thread i had to pull the same shyt and do the isis shyt for halloween last night. had 1 instance where someone was trying to lecture me, mostly people with the look tho.

but great idea homie hahaha

 

[Snoopy Loops]

So I got a hostage to go with my costume:

In very bad taste

Dude died a vicious death, and all you can do is make fun

 

[kingdizzy01]

In very bad taste

Dude died a vicious death, and all you can do is make fun

 

[Sk3ptical]

I can't believe your from Chi city

Cotdamn cornball brother

 

[The Nigerian]

In very bad taste

Dude died a vicious death, and all you can do is make fun

 

[Turbulent]

He's like "Oh, you're calling me fat? What is this 4th grade?"

And I'm like "Bro, You're fat NOW!"

can't front, i chuckled.

i don't really feel your style but props for having the balls to go on stage.

some unsolicited advice from someone who has never done comedy (so do what you want with it). Although i haven't seen you perform the material live so it's hard to judge fairly, your jokes/material just seems like you're trying to offend for the sake of offending. and it feels like you're chasing the funny like a musician trying to chase the catchy melody. i think you would have better results and at the same time maybe have more fun if you first focus on your philosophies. I think the best jokes are born out of things you feel represent your authentic version of the truth. i don't know how to explain it but just i guess what i'm trying to say is to not start from funny. Start from truth (whatever you see it as) and extract the funny from it where you find it. don't manufacture it. after that, the jokes will write themselves. all you need to do is fine tune afterwards. i feel like a lot of comedians try to start from funny right away and it ends up sounding awful cause the audience feels like the comedian is trying to make them laugh. it gives them too much power and they don't want that much power. they want the comedian to lead the journey. going on a tangent a little bit but all in all, i'm not saying not to offend. i'm saying not to offend just for the sake of offending and explore your truth and then extract the funny from it. a lot of times the funniest thing about the performance is not the joke itself but the sincerity (which is contagious) with which the comedian is expressing something that seems absurd on the surface but then you realize deep down you kind of agree which makes it even funnier. if you develop that. you'll even have some of those racist dudes laughing at your jokes.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

So I got a hostage to go with my costume:

Even ran into the big dog, Bin Laden:

What's with the weird eye thing you keep doing ?