Extreme cases of Mudbutt

[hood b. goode]

Ate some chipotle tonight

Then immediately left the house to run to the store

Like a damn rookie

On my way out I felt that rush....it was the point of no return

5 minute drive to My apartment bathroom

 

[hood b. goode]

Made it home

Sprinted up the apartment stairs and fumbled my key trying to unlock

Unloaded with the force of a jet engine

 

[Black]

 

[Knuckles Red]

Color?
Consistency?
Amount?

 

[hood b. goode]

my expression the whole way home

Color?
Consistency?
Amount?

lite brown
watery
bout a quarter gallon

 

[Yehuda]

Drink water.

 

[Supreme]

When this happens at work​

 

[Ronald McDonald]

I dont understand how grown men can shyt themselves.

No matter how bad i have to go i couldnt even if I tried unless I'm on the toilet

step ya bowel game up bruh

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Me my cuzo and our white breh were smokin in his whip at a park earlier this summer, and i started bubblin like a mf i forgot wtf I ate . I had to walk across the damn field to the park restroom and i swore i thought i was gonna shyt myself. if i woulda shat myself as a grown ass man while walking across that field I woulda joined ISIS breh.

 

[Knuckles Red]

Relevant: http://www.thecoli.com/threads/woma...-bathroom-and-closing-down-restaurant.453137/

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I've had this happen. It was 10 yrs ago we drove from Dallas to Houston for a family reunion. We got there early it was held at a state park. We had breakfast at the park they scrambled eggs n errythang. Later on its time for the BBQ bring it on. We ate we ate good. All types of family bringing out BBQ. I like ribs n brisket. I pacc a plate of BBQ (brisket)to go bacc to Dallas with. Things wind down. We hit 45 bacc to Dallas we maybe a 2 hrs into the drive my stomach gets to bubbling then drops. I'm n the baccseat farting like e MF. They letting windows down cuz the stench was unbearable. I tried to hold it in as long as I possibly could but I was about to shyt on myself. My Moma pulls over at a gas station omg it had to be the dirtiest gas station on 45 but I couldn't be piccy. I barely made it to the toilet before my ass exploded. I was relieved for a moment. I thought I had got it all out but 30 mins up 45 it hit again. We kept stopping along 45 so I could shyt. Then my granny pumped me so full of immodium ad I didn't shyt for 2 weeks.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Anybody remember these chips?

I remember eating these as a kid once and not to long after I did I smelled shyt.
Slipped my hand down the back of my pants and my fingers came back brown and watery
It literally made me shyt water with NO WARNING.
Edit: Turns out I wasn't the only one
Lay's WOW chips - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Lay's WOW Chips were fat freepotato chips produced by Frito-Lay containing olestra. They were first introduced in 1998, and were marketed using the Lay's, Ruffles, Doritos, and Tostitos brands. Although initially popular, charting sales of $400 million in their first year, subsequently dropped to $200 million by 2000. As olestra caused anal leakage in some customers, warnings were required to be included on the packaging, with the WOW bag bearing a warning

 

[Stir Fry]

Anybody remember these chips?

I remember eating these as a kid once and not to long after I did I smelled shyt.
Slipped my hand down the back of my pants and my fingers came back brown and watery
It literally made me shyt water with NO WARNING.

Some things you should just keep to yourself

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Thread has potential

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Some things you should just keep to yourself

Naw we family here.