ey, You ever have a bowel movement and you wipe and there's nothing on the paper?

[concise]

Son, I am thoroughly confused. Everything from the process to the color was normal.
Until I pulled the toilet paper.
First wipe was clear.

Wipe twice more. Nothing.

I might have to go the hospital tomorrow.

 

[BlackBieber]

how bout u use ur mod powers and throw this thread in the bushes @concise

 

[Ice Cold]

That's the immaculate poop breh, that perfect deuce where your butt already clean

 

[Flay Mayweather]

how bout u use ur mod powers and throw this thread in the bushes @concise

 

[Non Sequitur]

When that happens...you know its gonna be a good day

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

even better than that is after you wipe and nothing is there, you look in the toilet and you don't see any doo-doo even though you didn't flush.

that's when you know the Ghost Poop paid you a visit.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Breh that's good luck

 

[Ronald McDonald]

ol dry shyt havin ass nikka

skidmarks round ya anus ass nikka

u was prolly sittin on the toilet too long browsing the coli

 

[skeetsinternal]

Son, I am thoroughly confused. Everything from the process to the color was normal.
Until I pulled the toilet paper.
First wipe was clear.

Wipe twice more. Nothing.

I might have to go the hospital tomorrow.

Your fiber game is impressive b ....

 

[Family Man]

This is a mod making a thread like this y'all.

 

[dennis roadman]

this is real life shyt

literally real life shyt