Ezekiel Elliott's accuser threatened to blackmail him with sex tapes

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This why i wont get caught with a white woman.not even for pleasure of the highest order
Your Black:hula: im white.
:ufdup:remember:let us not forget
THATS ALL IT TAKES AND YA DONE.

cant play wit my freedom like that.

That fickleness is:wtb:
 

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It comes down to simple math.

2 = domestic violence.

Accuser: :lupe: 1+1 = 5


Law enforcement: :martin:

Accuser: 1×1 = 5 :dwillhuh:

Law Enforcement: :comeon:

Accuser: 1÷1 = 5 :lolbron:

Law enforcement: :camby:


NFL steps in.

Commissioner tells panel

:ufdup:don't come back without a 2.

Accuser: 1+1 = 5 :yeshrug:

NFL: :dahell: that don't make since

Accuser: really? :to:

NFL: :jbhmm:actually the square root of 5 is 2.23606797749979.

Accuser: still not 2 though.:manny:

NFL: Let's just round it to the nearest whole number :manny:

Accuser: :troll: ok.

Roger Goodell: :mjpls:where's my 2?

Investigators: :mjcry: She kept giving 5's. Her math fukked up so we had to square root the bytch and round that shyt down.

Commissioner: :ld:fukk it. A 2 is a 2.
 

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:mjlol:

I never noticed how the father-in-law is trying to be all up in the videos :mjlol:

They made sure that video was 2/3 white at the beginning :mjpls:
 
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