@ezrathegreat wedding stories thread :wow:

[Akata Man Bromo]

 

[godliness]

A lot of potential in this thread

 

[Gold]

Just so yall know, this not indicative of all Nigerians.

Texas Nigerians hate cacs, especially Houston ones.

Charlotte Nigerians... notsonuch

 

[hostsamurai]

 

[MR. Conclusion]

Where do I begin, I guess I'll start when I was 15 and came back from school to find a random white man sitting at the dinner table with my aunt. I immediately knew something was up when my older brother gave me theface. My mom introduced him as my Aunt's boyfriend and told me to go greet him. Mind you, my aunt was in her late twenties and this guy was no older than 60. He asked me if I played football which I replied yes and started telling these stories about these old azz players like Don Meredith and Earl Campbell. The whole time I'm thinking to myself "is going in my house".I later went to my room because I had homework to do and eventually the old cac left. My aunt came in my room all giddy and shyt and asked me and my brother what we thought about him. We both were like he's old as hell and might be older than Papa (my grandfather). She said "Well, he might be old but he's a rich white man and white men run this country so he's a catch.I was literally disgusted , from this day on I never looked at my aunt the same way. As I got older, she would go on to date old cac after old cac until finally one( a broke redneck) married her.All the while she was doing this she would also preach to me and my brother not to date outside our race and how white women were evil. The cac she married ended up leaving her and my nephews for his jamaican co worker who had 3 kids by two different white men. Recently:krillindead_1:, she and her friends had an all day celebration for Harry and Megan's wedding.:krillindead_1:She literally dressed up like she was going to the wedding herself. Her Facebook post on her page read that white men globally are finally starting to realize that Black women are their true mental and spiritual equals. :Adsmirk_1:I've got more if your interested.

Jesus fukking christ. I almost threw my phone away in disgust.

 

[martin payne]

reading the thread title, thought it was gonna be some funny stories, but lawd was i wrong

 

[staticshock]

Where do I begin, I guess I'll start when I was 15 and came back from school to find a random white man sitting at the dinner table with my aunt. I immediately knew something was up when my older brother gave me theface. My mom introduced him as my Aunt's boyfriend and told me to go greet him. Mind you, my aunt was in her late twenties and this guy was no older than 60. He asked me if I played football which I replied yes and started telling these stories about these old azz players like Don Meredith and Earl Campbell. The whole time I'm thinking to myself "is going in my house".I later went to my room because I had homework to do and eventually the old cac left. My aunt came in my room all giddy and shyt and asked me and my brother what we thought about him. We both were like he's old as hell and might be older than Papa (my grandfather). She said "Well, he might be old but he's a rich white man and white men run this country so he's a catch.I was literally disgusted , from this day on I never looked at my aunt the same way. As I got older, she would go on to date old cac after old cac until finally one( a broke redneck) married her.All the while she was doing this she would also preach to me and my brother not to date outside our race and how white women were evil. The cac she married ended up leaving her and my nephews for his jamaican co worker who had 3 kids by two different white men. Recently:krillindead_1:, she and her friends had an all day celebration for Harry and Megan's wedding.:krillindead_1:She literally dressed up like she was going to the wedding herself. Her Facebook post on her page read that white men globally are finally starting to realize that Black women are their true mental and spiritual equals. :Adsmirk_1:I've got more if your interested.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

These stories are hard to read

 

[patscorpio]

Where do I begin, I guess I'll start when I was 15 and came back from school to find a random white man sitting at the dinner table with my aunt. I immediately knew something was up when my older brother gave me theface. My mom introduced him as my Aunt's boyfriend and told me to go greet him. Mind you, my aunt was in her late twenties and this guy was no older than 60. He asked me if I played football which I replied yes and started telling these stories about these old azz players like Don Meredith and Earl Campbell. The whole time I'm thinking to myself "is going in my house".I later went to my room because I had homework to do and eventually the old cac left. My aunt came in my room all giddy and shyt and asked me and my brother what we thought about him. We both were like he's old as hell and might be older than Papa (my grandfather). She said "Well, he might be old but he's a rich white man and white men run this country so he's a catch.I was literally disgusted , from this day on I never looked at my aunt the same way. As I got older, she would go on to date old cac after old cac until finally one( a broke redneck) married her.All the while she was doing this she would also preach to me and my brother not to date outside our race and how white women were evil. The cac she married ended up leaving her and my nephews for his jamaican co worker who had 3 kids by two different white men. Recently:krillindead_1:, she and her friends had an all day celebration for Harry and Megan's wedding.:krillindead_1:She literally dressed up like she was going to the wedding herself. Her Facebook post on her page read that white men globally are finally starting to realize that Black women are their true mental and spiritual equals. :Adsmirk_1:I've got more if your interested.

something similar with a family friend except he was like a host when she came to the US for college in the early 90s..he was a cool old white dude that all these dope ass basketball videos of the early 90s on VHS..she moved out and was engaged to be married to another nigerian but it didnt work out..then she moved to a different state for a long while....she came back into the picture when a couple of years ago went to see her at thanksgiving..turned out she moved back to my home state..married that old white dude..i remember being shocked he was still alive cuz it had been like 20 something years since ive seen him on top of the fact they actually got married..they also adopted a child from nigeria..shyt had me like lol

and then theres a second cousin of mine who brought the opiest of opies to a function way back when and he was in traditional..the men surrounded that dude asked him all types of shyt and had him eat every nigerian food that was there in front of them

 

[Phitz]

Just so yall know, this not indicative of all Nigerians.

Texas Nigerians hate cacs, especially Houston ones.

Charlotte Nigerians... notsonuch

lol so somehow the locations morph whatever Nigerians that move their in to semi c00ns and militants? Is the wind blowing east or west when this happens.

Most Nigerians I know dont really kiss up to yt people like that, never knew one that did tbh.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

@ezrathegreat Hit us breh I know there is plenty of fukkery

I assume it's sort of the same thing Nick Cannon was trying to say about Black men with white women who are seen as successful in America.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Charlotte Nigerians... notsonuch

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Lost1]

Spoiler: You've been warned

A couple of years ago my Mom told me that when my Aunt was in secondary school in Nigeria (which is like age 12 -17) she became pregnant. No one really knew who she became pregnant by but that didn't matter to my Grandparents .They literally forced her to get an abortion.This is something she never forgave them for .By the time I was born my Aunt and Grandparents hadn't spoken in years and I have never seen them standing in the same room together in my life and never will because my Grandparents have passed on. What I didn't know and more than likely my grandfather didn't know as well was that my Aunt was having sex with the headmaster of the school at the time she became pregnant. According to my mom , this man was a 40 year old British cac who preyed on the girls of that village for decades. He would give them English cookies and let them watch his TV in return for favors. God knows how many girls he slept with and got pregnant over the time he was in Nigeria. To this day, I am always weary of any cac that wants to live or teach in Africa. My mom knew this, but never told my Grandpa because she knew he woukd kill the man and possibly my aunt as well. My grandpa didn't fukk around, he was a World War two veteran and used to clean his guns in front of us when we were little children. He once showed me a long knife he used in the war. I can't explain but as soon as I saw it, I knew somebody had died from it. That feeling that I had seeing it still creeps me out to this day. The craziest thing is that My Aunt still sees doesnt see anything wrong with her relationship with the Headmaster. She told my Mom that eventually they would have gotten married if she was allowed to have his baby and still hates my Papa for forcing her into an abortion. This is the main reason why I am glad that she didn't have any daughters, God knows she would have done if a white man would evenhave looked their way.

this actually puts your aunt in a different light when compared to the first post

she was groomed and abused and is actually a victim she just never realized it

 

[Falcozer]

That second story