Facebook causes 33% of all divorces

[newarkhiphop]

Facebook, as you may know, is great for finding old friends and maybe trying to have sex with some of them.

Or at least that’s what a third of all divorce filings in the U.S. suggest.

An ABC News story says in 2011, 33 percent of all divorce filings mentioned Facebook, up from 20 percent in 2008.

The most common complaints include “inappropriate messages to ‘friends’ of the opposite sex, and cruel posts or comments between separated spouses. Sometimes, Facebook friends would tattle to one partner in a relationship about bad behavior by the other,” writes ABC.

Curiously, “saucy selfies” is not mentioned, despite the fact there are apps built around just that single marriage-busting idea.

Experts say Facebook postings by parents and their children are increasingly used during custody battles.

This April Fool’s Day will mark only my fourth year of marriage, so I’m no pro at relationships, but a marriage’s emotional foundation can only be as strong as your social media password.

I suggest using something like “ILoveMyWifeAndHopeSheCanForgiveHumanWeakness” instead of “BootyCall66.” At least it will give the judge something to think about when he’s signing your kids over to child protective services.

Fortunately for me, none of my Facebook friends are pretty or interesting, or even pretty interesting. I really need to pare my friends list down, now that I think about it.

Now, I will leave the Faceook ”poke” jokes to you, dear reader.

http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2014/02/11/facebook-named-in-a-third-of-divorce-filings/

 

[Ricky Church]

thought that percentage would be higher for some reason. can't say I'm the least bit surprised.

 

[Marco Zen]

Post everything you do using your real name on the Internet brehs

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Women like facebook, women initiate divorce most of the time...so is it facebook that causes divorce or is it women? Hmmmmmmm

 

[Meadow]

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Post everything you do using your real name on the Internet brehs

nikkaz will never learn. I can't believe there's actually drug dealers who have been caught because they geo-tagged their Instagram pictures at their supply houses. That's some Saturday Night Live shyt

 

[MikelArteta]

Easy to find your "lost love" right ladies

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Facebooks only been popular/mainstream for 8 years

That percentage is way to high

 

[Chris.B]

@Emperor_ReinScarf

edit my bad...he is already here

 

[newarkhiphop]

Easy to find your "lost love" right ladies

Apparently this is the greatest cause, people "reconnecting"

 

[Poitier]

Correlation does not imply causation.

 

[MikelArteta]

I always say there is one guy out there who has your woman's heart and more than likely it ain't you. Doesn't matter If he's a thug, a loser, working at McDonalds there is something about him that your wife will drop anything and run to him.

Every man here whose been around knows that there is one girl you can cheat on, treat like garbage etc. But call her up sweet talk and shed drop anything to be with you, these thots just settle for you and while you at work they on fb poking treyvathian etc.

 

[Fart Knocker]

nikkaz will never learn. I can't believe there's actually drug dealers who have been caught because they geo-tagged their Instagram pictures at their supply houses. That's some Saturday Night Live shyt

 

[AJtheOne]

get married and have a facebook account brehs

 

[61 Corpses]

If i wasn't cool with you, i'd neg you for this :chilly2: