Facebook causes 33% of all divorces

[Claudex]

my parents been married 32 years. still married and happy, but when they got facebook they had a little turbulence for a while cause some chick my dad used to fukk with in high school found him and started messaging him. then my dad told her "hey nice to hear from u, but im married and my wife doesnt appreciate me talking to an ex girlfriend so please stop messaging me" and this bytch messaged my mom! shyt was so funny and awkward when they were telling me about it and showing me the messages. crazy bytch had to be blocked cause she wouldnt stop messaging either of them.

Should've asked your Dad on the low if he wanted to hit!

 

[beanz]

Should've asked your Dad on the low if he wanted to hit!

nah i doubt it, bytch was old and busted. she must have aged horribly cause she looked at least 10 years older than my dad even tho they were in high school together

 

[Claudex]

nah i doubt it, bytch was old and busted. she must have aged horribly cause she looked at least 10 years older than my dad even tho they were in high school together

Too funny. Picturing an old black dude going "Damn mami! In HS you was the baddest mami! the fukk happened to you?"!