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JAY?

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What about u hit ya girl with this proposition and she agrees

One day a year u could cheat and so could she

Like that it don't feel like u eating rice and beans every day
 

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Explain this gift to me :laff:
 

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How'd u feel if ya chick came at u like this
She tells u that she appreciates everything u have done for the last 6 years
And that she knows she's not the prettiest or has the best body
And that u been a good dude and deserve something nice
So on ya birthday she comes home with the baddest bytch ever
She tells u happy birthday, have fun and she'll be back in a couple hours
How would u take that?
I wouldn't take it.
 

sanityovar8ted

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if my husband was to bring a nicca home for my bday and say he'll be bacc in a few hrs. id leave with his ass. not gone set me up to throw the shyt bacc up in my face the first time he get mad.
 

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my immediate reaction would be to stop sleeping with her and get a std test. i'd think she got burnt, and is using the hooker to say i got whatever she contracted from the whore and not her
 

JAY?

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if my husband was to bring a nicca home for my bday and say he'll be bacc in a few hrs. id leave with his ass. not gone set me up to throw the shyt bacc up in my face the first time he get mad.

What if it was genuine
u was a virgin when ya met and he knows Uve always wanted to sleep with a short Irish man
Ya both know it's a one time thing
Ya have a great relationship and he'd never throw it in ya face
He just wants u to be happy
Uve been a good girl and he feels like u deserve it
 

sanityovar8ted

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What if it was genuine
u was a virgin when ya met and he knows Uve always wanted to sleep with a short Irish man
Ya both know it's a one time thing
Ya have a great relationship and he'd never throw it in ya face
He just wants u to be happy
Uve been a good girl and he feels like u deserve it
id still think he was trynna set me up
 

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How'd u feel if ya chick came at u like this
She tells u that she appreciates everything u have done for the last 6 years
And that she knows she's not the prettiest or has the best body
And that u been a good dude and deserve something nice
So on ya birthday she comes home with the baddest bytch ever
She tells u happy birthday, have fun and she'll be back in a couple hours
How would u take that?
How would i take it. From the back, from the side and with ol girl riding me with her face in my shoulder because i dont want her looking me in the eye while i demoralize myself.
 
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