Faking the funk

[EpicStoryTeller]

She'd hear the spitting on her back though

Nope, not if done right.

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

i don't know if those spit stories were jokes??
but when women offer you unfettered access
they really expect internal cumshots or they feel hurt

it used to be (you know, back in the day
if you can't creampie her
either you're cheating or don't want her

maybe this generationis different (no fap and all that)
so young women are more patient/understanding
but in my time women expected a man to be loaded for action

Spoiler: too much info

i was always good for one time
but i'd want to double up (greedy, and also wanting to sleep over..)
then i'd sometimes get into trouble on the second go
so after too much complaining from this one girl
i changed up and finished in her ass
which seemed to solve the problem
but then some of them would start to like THAT
so even if i finished they'd want to go again

but now i'm sick so it's strictly one and done
much easier that way
even so my current ladyfriend was "commenting"
telling me sometimes my cum feels thicker and more voluminous
(tactfully leaving the flipside unsaid..)
does she think she is ordering from starbucks??
seriously i'm still overcoming all my health issues
lucky my shyt even works with all these medications

 

[King Poetic]

i was at this chick pad and she gets on top of me and the broad was so horrible riding dikk, i reach my hand over to my car alarm on her table and hit the panic button, so she would think someone was stealing my car.. i got up and bounce...

i was like: snoop: how can u have a phat booty and be so horrible in bed....

it's sad seeing women with bodies that they don't even know how to use.. and they talk about men dikks

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

i was at this chick pad and she gets on top of me and the broad was so horrible riding dikk, i reach my hand over to my car alarm on her table and hit the panic button, so she would think someone was stealing my car.. i got up and bounce...

i was like: snoop: how can u have a phat booty and be so horrible in bed....

it's sad seeing women with bodies that they don't even know how to use.. and they talk about men dikks

Masterful escape, and I hate that as well. It's always the big talkers too