Famous People Who Would Get Banned/Bushed If They Posted on TheColi

[KingsOfKings]

Not before catching multiple negtrains and a WOAT banner.

 

[LuuqMaan]

JayZ would cry, 1star and report every camel thread

 

[8WON6]

Manti Teo for having a fake girlfriend
Tyreek Hill because people believed he beat that lying ass bytch and people believe he broke his son's arm, when all that shyt ended up being false.

 

[Max Power]

Manti Teo for having a fake girlfriend

That shyt would go in the rafters

 

[Mike the Executioner]

R Kelly after he posts in JBO..

Talking about how he would chain up Skai Jackson and Marsai Martin in his basement and....and don't let 'em eat and don't let 'em out. Unless they need some shoes down the street from their uncle.

 

[KingsOfKings]

Antonio Brown would ask the mods to ban him, then ask to get his account back

 

[KingsOfKings]

Oh Kevin Gates definitely getting banned

 

[VertigoKnight]

Amanda Seales

She'd have simps on here riding for her

 

[Max Power]

Nas would have an army from The Booth ready for deployment. Disagree with him you're catching 500 negs

Permanent POTY and master admin

First to a million daps

Every thread he makes would be a permanent sticky

Rollingstone links will be a bannable offense

Disclaimer: I'm a Nas fan before you brehs try to sink me

 

[KingsOfKings]

Will Smith would get banned after going off on everyone after making thread after thread telling his personal business only for the coli to use it against him and going postal after coli go in on Jada being baldheaded. Thread titled "Coli keeps my wife name outta ya fukking mouth" would go platinum.

Jada would get photoshopped to oblivion

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

JLO for saying the N Word!!

 

[KingsOfKings]

“Just got another woman pregnant(my 5th BM this year) AMA”

A thread by Nick Cannon

 

[KingsOfKings]

Malcolm X

Add Khalid Muhammad too

 

[Calibrated]

Manti Teo for having a fake girlfriend

That shyt would go in the rafters

He would have made this thread:

I'm gonna slam ass with this cougar brehs (PIC)

background: i originally hooked up with this 48 yr old freak on POF back in 2012 we spoke on the phone and she start telling me how shes freaky and not to judge her . . .. . . . . . . . . :mjlit: . . . . .. im like "nah, keep talking" she's dominican, a widow, big ass, nice titties, big...

www.thecoli.com

 

[DrexlersFade]

Wack 100

Dude would have beefed with everyone if he was on this site

He would be Calixprynce junior