Farted when I nutted

[ChrisDorner]

I just got home


I was hitting it missionary.. Finally About to nut & it's all good

My lower stomach was hittin me with that gas though.. Those California burritos brehs

But I held it in like a true G

I even started feelin myself, so I brought my face close to hers & made eye contact while I said "I'm about to nut"

So while I nutted, I put my face towards her neck, no longer making eye contact, and I farted.

I couldn't hold it anymore, and I thought I had one of the ones that would quietly slip out

The shyt smelled horrible too smh it was some worst case scenario shyt.

I dipped out her house without a word or even making eye contact

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

How good looking was she? Because that's directly related to how much i'd care in that situation.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Charge that to the game

 

[StickStickly]

She's about to erase your number.

 

[The Burger King]

But, have you ever nutted because you farted?

You know, you're trying to hold your skeet in, you don't wanna nut yet, but you fart and as a result you lose control of your cum and it all comes spraying out.

 

[Steve Piffler]

But, have you ever nutted because you farted?

You know, you're trying to hold your skeet in, you don't wanna nut yet, but you fart and as a result you lose control of your cum and it all comes spraying out.

 

[Illuminatos]

But, have you ever nutted because you farted?

You know, you're trying to hold your skeet in, you don't wanna nut yet, but you fart and as a result you lose control of your cum and it all comes spraying out.

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

 

[a murda]

thats not possible

more than anything u should've got a ass crap...

 

[A.V.]

Whole thread got me

 

[ChrisDorner]

How good looking was she? Because that's directly related to how much i'd care in that situation.

She was atleast an 8.5 wit no makeup

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

She was atleast an 8.5 wit no makeup

Should have told her it was a p*ssy fart

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

But, have you ever nutted because you farted?

You know, you're trying to hold your skeet in, you don't wanna nut yet, but you fart and as a result you lose control of your cum and it all comes spraying out.

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