folks that have never had a long term or live in gf are exposing themselves.
i farted in the shower with her last week AND it was potent. the more you stay with someone, the more these things are likely to happen. its like being with someone for 3 years and not expecting to see them sick and looking a mess. we arent robots you fukking fool, we have bodily functions and are human beings. sure, when you're with someone for a day or weekend you can hide some shyt, but once you spend hours upon hours, its inevitable. like I'm going to hold a fart after 3 years living with someone in my own damn house.

ill give you a warning and a smile so you can flee, but that's about it.