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If it smelled like poop, that means she knew she had to shyt before y'all even started.

You can look at this situation in a few ways, but I see it as that this woman risked embarrassment to please you.

Put a ring on it.

It's ironic that I'm reading this thread. My girl farted in her sleep. I rolled over to the edge of the bed to get closer to the Glade plugin near the nightstand. :hhh:
 
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J.E.T.S said:
If it smelled like poop, that means she knew she had to shyt before y'all even started.

You can look at this situation in a few ways, but I see it as that this woman risked embarrassment to please you.

Put a ring on it.

It's ironic that I'm reading this thread. My girl farted in her sleep. I rolled over to the edge of the bed to get closer to the Glade plugin near the nightstand. :hhh:
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when I told my girl she did it, at first she was embarrassed, but then she said Id done it 4 times before, but never mentioned it :mjcry:

I can't sit here and get turned off by a girl that accepts my slips, wouldn't make sense, cause when I pass gas I laugh that bytch off. sure women are more embarrassed but if they do slip I cant sit there and get snooty and want to leave when they've endured 3 times the amount ive dished out. thats a double standard. they are human at the end of the day. as long as they get bashful is enough for me to excuse them. if she's just doing it on purpose like a bloke, thats a bit much .
 
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Stepintoaworld said:
between this and the big booty stank thread, you guys go for some low grade disgusting women.
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She usually in pretzel shapes most the times, so it's expected. I always keep a dab of Tiger Balm on the knuckle connecting my thumb and forefinger on my left hand for instances where I need to unsmell some shyt or worse yet, where I need to blind a bytch so I can have a headstart.
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FreedMind said:
It's like beer you just got to get used to the taste of it.
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Stepintoaworld said:
between this and the big booty stank thread, you guys go for some low grade disgusting women.
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I felt like jamming my thumb in her arsehole really hard to jam that stench right in its tracks. Nasty c*nt.:mjlol::scust:


I don't think imma have sex for the rest of the year now. bytch ruined me.

I thought I could handle anything but I guess farting is my boiling point.

shyt got me so mad too.:damn:


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נιмму тωø-тιмєѕ™ said:
I felt like jamming my thumb in her arsehole really hard to jam that stench right in its tracks. Nasty c*nt.:mjlol::scust:


I don't think imma have sex for the rest of the year now. bytch ruined me.

I thought I could handle anything but I guess farting is my boiling point.

shyt got me so mad too.:damn:


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Bet you can't wait for the Ling-Ling3000 to drop when the robot revolution comes:banderas:
 
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