ManBearPig
half man half bearpig
I let that shyt rip.


da hell i look like being upset about this..
If a bytch farts on a first date, she's getting swerved on. No fukks given.
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If a bytch farts on a first date, she's getting swerved on. No fukks given.
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I know my nikka was just waiting for an opportunity to use this gif.If a bytch farts on a first date, she's getting swerved on. No fukks given.
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Jesus ChristWhen I shyt the bed after a dodgy meal at an indian restaurant (I swear it was deliberate because those b*stards were jealous of the blonde hottie with huge breasts I was having dinner with,so added something 'extra' to the meal, ) ,my relationship wasn't the same again, we had been dating only a month, and I took her on holiday with me. I paid for everything, and we were staying ina mobile home in argubly the most beautiful part of the UK, anyhow ,so when I started shytting and farting there was no getting away from the stench.
She smelt my guts for several days, and the romance went. She dumped me a week after we got home. Thing is, I think if a chick farted on a first date and it really stank I would bin her,it just takes the fantasy right out of things.I just think it shows a lack of respect even, you can hold it in or if you must excuse yourself and fart away in the toilet. It's bad enough when your friends fart around you, but you don't want to sleep with them.
You are essentially smelling her shyt particles. Although at some point accidents happen but first date? come on....

