(Fast 9 trailer)I defended Fast 8 torpedo scene ....but "Uncharted 4 Platforming" with cars?!?

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Dudes shocked they’re still making these films when all they do is print money. Where do you think the Bad Boys franchise is headed?

With that said, these films are beyond absurd and require such a suspension of disbelief like no other franchise I can recall
















Day 1 :mjlit:
 
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Didn't think they would find a way to outdo this bullshiit :mjlol:

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Omg :russ:
 

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use the whitest cracka alive as dom's brother breh.

*the last scene with cracka brother and dom*

cracka breh: dad never loved me:damn:
dom: he loved you......we both loved you:dwillhuh:
cracka breh: bullshyt.....i was a product of an affair.:damn:
dom: :ehh:
cracka breh: he always looked at me like a mistake dom!:damn:
dom: you were never a mistake.:ehh:
cracka breh: all i ever wanted to be was as good as you.:damn:
dom: I cant afford to lose another brother.:mjcry:

*flashes of paul walker with sad generic rap*
cracka breh: I'm in too deep now dom.:mjcry:
dom: i forgive you.:ehh:

*cracka breh aims gun at dom*
*doms son walks into room rubbing eyes....dad*:dwillhuh:
cracka breh: wait......i'm i'm a uncle?:sadbron:
dom: son this is your uncle....my brother.:ehh:

*doms son runs over to hug cracka breh and he hides gun*
dom: nothing stronger than family.:banderas:
cracka breh: we'll finish this up in the next movie.:stopitslime:

*roll credits with generic rap playing*

easy money.

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I'm done
 

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Didn't think they would find a way to outdo this bullshiit :mjlol:

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The is the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I honestly hate these movies. I feel like they keep trying to insult the intelligence of the american people and the american people think they are in on a joke but the movie exec are just laughing at how stupid we all are.
 

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use the whitest cracka alive as dom's brother breh.

*the last scene with cracka brother and dom*

cracka breh: dad never loved me:damn:
dom: he loved you......we both loved you:dwillhuh:
cracka breh: bullshyt.....i was a product of an affair.:damn:
dom: :ehh:
cracka breh: he always looked at me like a mistake dom!:damn:
dom: you were never a mistake.:ehh:
cracka breh: all i ever wanted to be was as good as you.:damn:
dom: I cant afford to lose another brother.:mjcry:

*flashes of paul walker with sad generic rap*
cracka breh: I'm in too deep now dom.:mjcry:
dom: i forgive you.:ehh:

*cracka breh aims gun at dom*
*doms son walks into room rubbing eyes....dad*:dwillhuh:
cracka breh: wait......i'm i'm a uncle?:sadbron:
dom: son this is your uncle....my brother.:ehh:

*doms son runs over to hug cracka breh and he hides gun*
dom: nothing stronger than family.:banderas:
cracka breh: we'll finish this up in the next movie.:stopitslime:

*roll credits with generic rap playing*

easy money.

vHgYOwi.gif


UKVu0t8.gif

Ayo, reading this is better than anything fast and furious since tokyo drift :russ:
 
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