Fat acceptance doesn't work for men because we know better

[At30wecashout]

As a man, fat acceptance is a cardinal sin along with:

• Not working on my jumpshot
• Letting my hairline grow wild until my edge-up turns into brambles
• not deleting the phone number of a woman who responds with "k" to my paragraph(s)
• Wearing pants that say "Juicy" on my ass

I don't at all mind if people are ok being fat, but it should be worded L-Acceptance. The fat is a byproduct of you losing in life.

This does NOT include brehs with health issues or circumstances outside of their control.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

i see plenty of fat men eating...one of my bros who gets alotta p*ssy is like 5.9 250

 

[NobodyReally]

Heavy D, Fat Joe, Biggie, or Big Pun all had songs bragging about their size and how much they fukked in spite or because of it.

 

[SunnyD]

I don’t know .. the amount of big men with pretty women on their arms, and high self esteem tells me otherwise. And no .. despite what the Coli may think it’s not all based around money. There are all types of folks out here. No one respects whiny folks. No one respects folks that don’t get ass. No one respects folks that jack off. .. I think your getting my point. It doesn’t really matter what other folks think and that’s why big men and women are successful. The Coli keeps saying what people don’t/ do like but real life shows me otherwise. Y’all don’t respect these folks . It’s y’all’s opinions.

 

[315]

I don't care how much money I have, being overweight is some bullshyt. No man is truly cool with that shyt

 

[Gloxina]

One day you're going to have to run from danger with that fat girl and she's gonna lay on the ground and say

Ah ah ah I can't.

I'm scared


With her ol Big ass.

You gonna be looking at her like

And you gonna have to leave her there or perish.

Real talk, this is one of my fears and is why I remain active. You never know when there’s going to be an emergency and you’re going to be the one who is falling behind because you’re out of shape

 

[Phitz]

It works for women because men are thirsty by nature.

speak for yourself

..and these additional rules are hilarious.

Coli rules for life always put me in stitches

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

Fat acceptance to a functional human being is retarded...There is nothing ok about dying from diabetes and heart failure...

Its pure social engineering lunacy created by lazy fat bytches mad they can't lose weight by eating pizza and sitting on there ass 24 hours a day...

You never see a Lizzo sized bytch chasing a Lizzo sized dude, they always tryna mental gymnastics guilt trip fit dudes into fukking with them...

 

[97Pac]

Older black lady at my old work called me . shyt hurt my feelings so bad I got a gym membership that week. I slowly started going to the gym after work and it became a routine. Lost so much weight she told me I looked too frail after a while. Lost over 60 pounds and still holding the weight off. I had high blood pressure and cholesterol, all my number are perfect now.

If everyone was on some you look good I would have never lost the weight. Shoutout to the lady that fat shamed me, she might have added years to my life

 

[KRayner]

i agree

also if you’re under 5’8 it’s over

 

[Turbulent]

Fat acceptance is sold to women because they are more emotional. The fatter you keep them the more depressed they are, the more drugs you can sell them, the more food, furniture, surgery, makeup, shoes, clothes and accessories you can sell them to cover up the depression and fill the void. 9 times out of 10 you gotta follow the money.

 

[Phitz]

Older black lady at my old work called me . shyt hurt my feelings so bad I got a gym membership that week. I slowly started going to the gym after work and it became a routine. Lost so much weight she told me I looked to frail after a while. Lost over 60 pound and still holding the weight off. I had high blood pressure ans cholesterol, all my number are perfect now.

If everyone was on some you look good I would have never lost the weight. Shoutout to the lady that fat shamed me, she might have added years to my life

she just didnt like/respect you, but good job on getting in shape. She did her job, hopefully you never see her again.

 

[Piff Perkins]

I wonder if this will change. Men have accepted being permanently single, not having children, settling for bad jobs, playing videogames instead of doing social things on a weekend, and being the worst types of nerds. Most men would have scoffed at all of this 20 years ago. Maybe a few more years and men will accept obesity the same way they've accepted all this other loser shyt.

 

[CW_1991]

Pretty sure most men want to be able to look down at their own dikk. Pretty sure deep down most women want their man to be able to as well.

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Heavy D, Fat Joe, Biggie, or Big Pun all had songs bragging about their size and how much they fukked in spite or because of it.

3 out of the 4 are dead..2 died because of health related issues. Fat Joe lost a ton of weight