The ironic shyt is...........
This ain't even a good fat mafukka dish cause this doesn't have the topping distributed in any sort of way that the Flamming Hot Funyuns has any of them.
This some gentrified fake social media shyt.
Mafukkas woulda hit them Funyuns with cheese 1st.
That's basic culinary common sense.
Then make sure the meat is equally distributed in the cheese then add the other toppings with equal distribution to cheese quota.
I wouldn't eat that shyt but if you gone do it, do it right.