Fat hoe got #shortdikkgang mad

[froggle]

I've said this before I'll say this again. I'm 6 inches at best but I've had eye gauging challenged hoes say my shyt 8. When I'm eating a banana I sure as shyt can't tell how long that shyt was. I'm just interested in eating the shyt. So the same for women, how the fukk they measuring shyt when their main goal is sucking the shyt.

 

[Exlurkernegro]

Penis size ain’t even real most mfers don’t even measure properly

A lot of these dumb ass mfers think they walking around with 8s and 9s cause they measuring from the balls

Knowing damn well if a doctor did it they’d be right around 5.5

Doctors measure dikks now?

 

[NatiboyB]

I won’t lie I’ve been a hoe for a long time. And one thing seems to be true…if everything is going well nothing is wrong with your size. If you are in an argument and get to talking about anything the first thing that will come up is your dikk is small. It’s honestly just some defense mechanism shyt females use. It’s equivalent to when dudes used to say I ain’t want you anyway. Doesn’t mean anything.

fat or unattractive women usually tend to be more defensive so they are quicker to say something slick like that. Notice if you say you don’t date big women they reply with you must have a little dikk….but if you do date big women it’s all good. Stop listening to what women say and notice what they do.

 

[bammtronics]

I highly suspect it's this. Ruin your vagina, brehettes

It’s only “ruined” for smaller sizes

 

[Playaz Eyez]

This is hilarious cause we all know women have no concept of height/length, just like men don’t have concept of weight/size

 

[JLova]

Doctors measure dikks now?

Been getting my dikk measured as part of my physical since 05. Next time ask for the "full" physical. Can get your size printed on official letterhead as well...laminate that shyt.

 

[Freedman]

Gotta eat the box first and then slang whatever you got

 

[Duke_Droese]

 

[bammtronics]

If you are in an argument and get to talking about anything the first thing that will come up is your dikk is small.

Been in a couple arguments where it went…

Her: “I wanna say your dikk small but…”

Me:

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

This thread wild af

 

[Exlurkernegro]

Been getting my dikk measured as part of my physical since 05. Next time ask for the "full" physical. Can get your size printed on official letterhead as well...laminate that shyt.

Will it be a lady?

 

[King]

Doctors measure dikks now?

Does the Pope shyt in the woods?

 

[JLova]

Will it be a lady?

Male

 

[KidJSoul]

Anyway I’ll make you short stack brehs feel better


Women will say sht like this to emasculate a man or be anti patriarchal because of well, the world is patriarchal.

Mostly YOUNG Women who say things like this don’t know how to fukk/or what they want so they want a dig bick to hit all the walls in hopes it hits the spot instead of an adequate size one that will hit THE spot.


Not sayin she cap but guarantee she don’t easy or know how to make herself go into seizures

Also these btches not carpenters. They don’t know wtf 9inches is

Yup this here

People talk about men being insecure all the time, but low key, women attacking another man's penis size, height, bank account, strength, lack of ambition, maturity, etc. That's also women being insecure.
Because they are attacking traits that normally men will have over them. Men are stronger, taller, usually more confident since they have the hormones and ability to assert themselves. Women can't handle that.

So they like to push and troll and test men as a coping mechanism.

Women are jealous and insecure and afraid of men

This is why as a man, being indifferent, unfazed, etc. Is one of the most powerful things you can be next to a woman they can't fukk with you, do they'll either leave, or get over their jealousy and submit

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Yo wtf wasn't he on vlad talking bout this shyt and his fat ass is doing it smh

Doing what? Huh?

I highly suspect it's this. Ruin your vagina, brehettes

I have had a sneaking suspicion that some women do change their ability to orgasm from smaller sizes when they habitually masturbate with very large dildos or like to be fisted. I don't have a vagina though, so I can't prove that. I'll need a consensus among the female coli posters to know if I'm on to something.

Doctors measure dikks now?

: this thread is all over the place. nikkas is panicking

I won’t lie I’ve been a hoe for a long time. And one thing seems to be true…if everything is going well nothing is wrong with your size. If you are in an argument and get to talking about anything the first thing that will come up is your dikk is small. It’s honestly just some defense mechanism shyt females use. It’s equivalent to when dudes used to say I ain’t want you anyway. Doesn’t mean anything.

fat or unattractive women usually tend to be more defensive so they are quicker to say something slick like that. Notice if you say you don’t date big women they reply with you must have a little dikk….but if you do date big women it’s all good. Stop listening to what women say and notice what they do.

I am trying to think of a singular time when a woman has flat out told me I had a small dikk when arguing with them. They may have once in awhile said someone was bigger than me (not out of spite) or my dikk game wasn't all that or tasted nasty(out of spite), but never small .

Gotta eat the box first and then slang whatever you got

this is exactly what I do when I know my erection ain't where it needs to be in the beginning