Fat Joe Said He Consumes 30-40 Diet PEPSI'S a Day

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This.

Even if this was water....ain't no way dude is drinking 3+ gallons of ANYTHING every single day.

An IronMan triathlete swimming 2+ miles, biking 100+ miles and then running a marathon back-to-back-to back would have a hard time downing that much liquid.

He'd get water poisoning. Literally

30-40 bottles of whatever is fukking insane lmaooooo. Joey just be saying whatever now to draw attention to the pod

Yeah. Even that much water would fukc you up.

You'd have to pop one every half hour every waking hour. Does he keep a backpack full of em when he leaves he crib?
 

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Pepsi Max is way too fake sweet.

I make my own with a SodaStream and the mixer you can buy.

I felt bad having one Coke Zero a day. Now it’s just water and Joe. But when I need flavour I go for the the plant based Coke Zero.

I also stopped drinking alcohol too.
 

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How is he not having cramps where he shrivels into a ball? Aspartame gives me the worst cramps, usually in the shins.
 

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Nahhh Badlands Chugs needs a 5 year detox of just vegetables and water. Breh is full of toxins

I'm fully convinced if he ever does that, his body will go into shock. It's used to taking in glass boots full of blue raspberry lemonade Sunkist and Fireball. If he starts eating vegetables, his stomach will be like :what:, not know how to react, and kill him quicker than he can try to recalibrate it.
 

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I'm fully convinced if he ever does that, his body will go into shock. It's used to taking in glass boots full of blue raspberry lemonade Sunkist and Fireball. If he starts eating vegetables, his stomach will be like :what:, not know how to react, and kill him quicker than he can try to recalibrate it.
You right. He legitimately has a physical addiction to sugar.
 

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You right. He legitimately has a physical addiction to sugar.

Could you imagine? He makes a YouTube video where he tries to chug 60 ounces of a kale smoothie? He downs the whole thing, makes that Big Pun-like snorting noise when he's done with it, and he keeps pounding his chest because it's having the opposite effect on his body? :russ:
 

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Bout to send him some more. Let’s get this shyt over with
 

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Like I said before: the dosage makes the poison.

If you drink too much water you die.
I mean did you even read the conclusion of that link you posted?

Overall conclusions

Commenting on the assessments from both the IARC and JECFA, the Director of the Department of Nutrition and Food Safety for WHO has concluded, “The assessments of aspartame have indicated that, while safety is not a major concern at the doses which are commonly used, potential effects have been described that need to be investigated by more and better studies.”


Breh, it’s a fukking carcinogen :snoop:
 

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No way he finishing 30 cans a day. He got a be taking a few sips and throwing the rest. I doubt anyone gets thirsty enough for 30 sodas a day.
 
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