Fat Joe with more fallacious lies! Says he god body

[L $ C]

Joe a legend and hes good for content tho

 

[L $ C]

and this shyt was pretty funny

 

[raoulduke187]

Joe a pathological liar and he a say anything

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

fat Joe been telling ducktales and getting sohh/thecoli riled up for decades

 

[Monoblock]

Yea The Five Percent Nation was given this a nick name back then...

 

[The Dust King]

Yea The Five Percent Nation was given this a nick name back then...

no offense breh this aint it

plenty of dirty ricans reppn since 68 been teachin

 

[ISO]

shyt had me in tears

Obviously they didn’t call him that but he was tapped in

 

[Brandon M.]

yall clearly dont know NYC culture and it shows lol

 

[A Tribe Called Quest ™]

only thing Joey has ever cracked were floorboards and chicken wing joints. maybe a few lawn chairs.

get this idiot up out of here already


you know shyts played out when sad bunny does the pretend gay poster bit better

maybe you could talk about ball size next. or chest hair. freshen up your act man. youre better than this

you know damn well fat joes dikk look like a baby acorn laying in a scoop of mashed potatoes

 

[GollyImGully]

The GOD Crack-kim

Jada lost it i dont even know what to say at this point

 

[L68]

Cant watch this podcast cause of Joe. Wish Jada picked a different partner

 

[Patrick Kane]

Can't stand this fat bozo. Doesn't have the body of work to justify his standing in the game.

Joe been in the game since the 80s, got hits and introduced us to Pun. He good lol

 

[ThaPrez]

Joe been in the game since the 80s, got hits and introduced us to Pun. He good lol

lots of people have hits. don't mean I wanna listen to their ego fuelled ramblings

 

[QU Hectic]

“Fat Joe the God: Wisdom in the Concrete Jungle”​

In the heart of the Bronx, long before the platinum plaques and Terror Squad fame, there was Joseph "Crack" Cartagena, a young Puerto Rican hustler with a hustler's heart and a sharp tongue. But something changed in the summer of ‘89. The sun seemed to burn brighter. The streets whispered with deeper knowledge.


That’s when Joe met Divine King Allah, a streetwise elder who ran ciphers on 163rd. He had a deep baritone voice and wore beads of gold and black. The kids called him "OG D.K." but he moved like a sage, always building, never destroying.


One hot July evening, while Joe was postin’ up near the bodega with a mouthful of bravado, D.K. approached him. “Peace, God,” he said.


Joe blinked. “What?”


“You Fat Joe the Gangsta? Nah. You Fat Joe the God. Don’t even know your own divinity yet.”


At first, Joe laughed it off. But D.K. didn’t spit nonsense. He started dropping mathematics:




Joe listened. Slowly. Curiously. And then fully.


D.K. introduced him to the Supreme Alphabet, the 120 Lessons, the Supreme Mathematics. Every day was a build. Joe found himself reciting wisdom like it was scripture from the Book of Life. He learned that "God" wasn't a being in the sky, but the reflection in the mirror—when you’re righteous, when you live in accordance with truth.


By fall, Joe had taken on a new name in the cipher: CrackKim Allah. His words became more than rhymes—they became life codes. When he stepped in a cipher, younger Gods would pause and listen. Not ‘cause he was famous. Not yet. But because his knowledge was born.


Years later, when he hit the charts with "Lean Back," they said he’d forgotten the streets. But the Gods knew the truth. He’d just coded the wisdom in street anthems. When he rapped:




…the God Body knew: he was building on Power, manifesting his understanding through hustle, never letting the beast control his narrative.


Fat Joe never claimed to be a preacher. He didn’t stand on cornerstones in robes. But in the quiet moments, when the lights faded and the crowd was gone, he'd often return to that block, dap up Divine King Allah, and build for hours.


He’d say, “Peace to the Gods. I still do the Knowledge every morning.”


Because once you know who you are—God—you don’t forget. You just manifest.

Crack God Kim with God Body KMK

 

[spliz]

Jadakiss reaction was some of the funniest shyt I seen in a minute.