Once a week after basketball practice there was a corner with a Wendy's, McDonald's , taco bell and Burger king , I used to roll up , hit every drive through couple of whoppers, either 2 mc chickens or some nuggets ,  A large chilly and a large frosty , and a chicken quesadilla, hit the bud on the way home catch up on toonami and feast.  
 
Freshman year was Crazy had to cut that shyt out was getting constipated from campus food and fast-food , and learned how to cook. Had girls that cooked for me but can't depend on young women to act right specially on weekends.
I also got told to leave a Chinese buffet close to campus cause we was eating to much , their eyes went from 

 to 

 when I got up for that 8th plate of low mein. They wanted to charge me for dinner rates, I told em I be back and put the football team hungry hippos on the secluded spot.we came back in there next lunch day early and tore that place down I ate like 10 plates them brehs was eating 15 plates a piece 



 
 they called the cops but coach had connects with the pigs they said " they paying customers and it's all you can it, these are growing athletes. 


