My fifteen year old son, this greedy child...ate an entire carton of blue bunny butter pecan ice cream, drunk a glass of milk and came back to make a turkey sandwich..while munching gonna ask me "what time shall I expect dinner?" I replied you just ate dinner!

my skinny/fat ass said just one bite ended up eating the whole godamn thing. Ate wings before i had it too. My colon almost exploded 







your greedy ass about to eat all this food aintcha?
. On the inside tho i was
My, breh. This sounds like a buckshot of diabetes to me. Knowing my family medical history, I'd probably get bodied after eating one. Sounds like it tastes amazing though.