Fat things you've done

[Cat piss martini]

knocked off two large gyro's with extra meat
and feta from the gyro house.....in one sitting.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

will do this

Shyt be good as fuk

 

[J Money]

Ate a super large pizza to myself

I could feel my blood pressure rising like an hour later

 

[Legal]

Nikkasss I been on this Keto shyt for about a week. Last night I had a sugar meltdown

• I made a big ass bowl of cereal
• Nikka I mixed frosted cheerios and cinnamon toast crunch in the bowl. Then poured hella 1% milk in it mixed with protein powder
• Killed the cereal in about 94 seconds
• Then had my homegirl grab some frozen yogurt with hella toppings from the corner spot
• While she was gone, I ate a few packs of those sneaky ass gummy fruit snacks
• Murdered the yogurt when she got back in about 179 seconds
• Washed everything down with hella movie butter popcorn and soy & wasabi almonds

That fatboy hunger be making you do some wild shyt with your food, thinking it's gonna even out.

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

That fatboy hunger be making you do some wild shyt with your food, thinking it's gonna even out.

Mannnnn the mind is more convincing than muthafukkin johhnie cochran. I really felt hella good after puttin the sneaky ass whey protein in the bowl. Damn shame

 

[cjlaw93]

I sucked and swallowed an entire can of aerosol health food store (Natural Grocers) whip cream.

 

[Yade]

Ate a 4x4 burger with animal style fries and a shake from In N Out , was GOAT too because we smoked pot in the parking lot

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Two weeks ago I ate a whole 10 inch pizza. I had nothing to eat that day.

A seven year-old can finish a 10 inch pizza.

It was probably thin crust too, right?


Do better

 

[DEAD7]

*walk into Mcdonalds*
*approaches young unattractive brehette at counter*


Me: You look like some one who thonks out side the box
Her:
Me:Stay with me, I'm just saying you look like a forward thinker
Her:
Me: lets pretend there's no menu and its just me and you talking
Her: ok
Me: what I would like is a bucket of fries
Her:We don't sell buckets
Me: ok, So lets improvise how much would it cost for you to take a large drink and fill it up with fries.
Her:
Me:
Her: just buy a large drink and large fry, I got you
Me:
Her:

 

[QuintessentialMan]

Wifey didnt want to cook dinner last week saturday.
Told her to order pizza
30 mins later Guy delivers 2 dominos medium pizzas while she goes in the shower
Wifey gets out and im on the last slice of the 2nd pizza with no remorse shown at all
Next time order large like I said and stop with the kids meals (even though i didnt specifically say it)

she cooks herself dinner, indomie noodles and egg, i come back out to claim half of that.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

A seven year-old can finish a 10 inch pizza.

It was probably thin crust too, right?


Do better

Hell maybe it wasn’t a 10 inch pizza, but it was a medium. Geno’s pizza in Harvey. I had a craving

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Went to Chipotle, ordered 2 burritos....1 for lunch, 1 for dinner

...



...



Smashed both by 2:30 pm

You went to Chipotle? There's only a certain type of people that go to Chipotle Everytime I drive by it's always the same people too

 

[levitate]

Just killed a whole sleeve of Girl Scout thin mint cookies...
+

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

If I remember correctly I went to Park Meadows Mall (in the south Denver Metro Area) and ate the Cajun Food (cajun food), Dairy Queen (large blizzard) and still drank some Starbucks (mocha)! I went from please women don't rape me... to please Starbucks Woman don't rape me!

 

[International Playa]

After the club, I get 2 McDonalds breakfasts all to myself