Fat things you've done

[3:30]

One time i bodied a medium pizza and my brother got upset because it was actually the large for other people

 

[bucks3115]

y all make me fat just by readin this

 

[86\*/98]

Yesterday I smashed 6 rice crispy treats. I justified it by telling myself that one “real” crispy is three small ones so I’m really only eating 2.

I ran 2 extra miles today because of this disgusting act I committed. And I’ll do the same tomorrow.

 

[the cac mamba]

wendys used to have a buy one get one free coupon on the app, for the spicy chicken sandwich. i used to get that, throw out the two bottom buns, and make it into one sandwich. it was glorious

 

[MollyGalaga]

went to mcdonalds right after leaving smashburger

 

[GhettoTeK]

I eat out of boredom

 

[Dwight Howard]

Was high as hell after taking a break. Had a big mac, dbl cheeseburger, and hotcakes in one sitting. Felt like absolute dog shyt the next day and shyt atleast 4 times the next morning.

 

[ThrvxxAura]

Literally put myself in a coma from a 4 piece supreme dinner and 2 bo berry biscuits before 12 pm

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

went to mcdonalds right after leaving smashburger

Lol!

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Used a back scratcher to flip the ceiling fan switch on the wall to avoid getting up

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I thought I was bad but a lot of you make pigs look like eloquent eaters.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Real talk though, food is the sweetest joy next to getting p*ssy.

 

[hood b. goode]

This thread always comes back round

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

The other day I was so desperate for a beer that I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Had a large steak burrito then ate 2 beef patties.

You ever seen a nikka take a shyt in the club?