Fat things you've done

[DropTopDoc]

This thread won’t ever be funny

No shame though just laughs

 

[TheJet]

Def ate a Big Mac, filet 0 fish and fries. I think I had nuggets too. That shyt hit tho.

 

[Jerz]

Buy one of them lil carnival ice cream cakes. Eat it in 2 days

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Woke up for one of those 3am bathroom trips. Stopped in the kitchen and grabbed the big bag of chips, laid in bed half sleep, eyes closed demolishing the whole bag - hella chip crumbs in the bed when I woke up

 

[Kasgoinjail]

23 chicken wings that day
Yep..

 

[the cac mamba]

It was chicken sandwich day in elementary school. You got a chicken patty, bun, tator tots and a vegetable. I destroyed mine. One of my classmates didn't want theirs so they gave it to me and I destroyed it. Another classmate only liked the middle of the patty so they picked it out with a spork and gave me the rest. I had about 60% of the patty including the whole edges.

 

[Problematic Pat]

Ate a whole $5.00 bag of sour worms in like 8 hours. My face looked like thumb for like 2 weeks.

 

[KingBeez]

Ate a 20 piece and fry from wingstop in one sitting in college

Roommate dared me to eat a in n out double double burger with Krispy Kreme buns since they were in the same lot. Did that (not good)

Ate a pint of coffee ice cream in one sitting

You’d think I’d be fat as hell lol fast metabolism gods blessed me

 

[hood b. goode]

Not gettin into specifics but this weekend

 

[Flexington]

I guessed where my friend went out to eat because I recognized the pork chop in their picture



We don't even live in the same state

 

[NoirDynosaur]

The first time I smoked weed

Had the munchies like a fat Gorilla

Went into my refrigerator

*Searches* Finds my mom chocolate cake

I ate that whole ass chocolate cake in one sitting under 20 minutes

Problem Solved hahaha

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

peanut butter and bacon sandwiches

 

[Yaboysix]

When my kids be asking for Food I'm eating I be telling them it's Nasty so they Won't want any and I can eat it all by myself...

They Know I'm lying...

I ain't got no business eating all that damn pie anyways...

 

[Mac Ten]

I was high one night on my day off…


I ordered Lemon Pepper wings and some Honey BBQ wings from Nephew’s Pizza(15 total) and I ate a whole Chicken Cheese Steak sub with Mayo, Fried Onions, Oil, Vinegar, and extra Cheese.


When I’m on the munchies, I’m going to eat good

 

[Nokids]

Got so drunk in college I went in a pizzeria after the clubs and saw a pizza slice on a table with no one around

Sat down and ate that shyt next you thing you know a white boy was like THATS MINE !!!

Dead ass got up and was like my bad