"I ain't een gotta [add subtitles]."
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"I ain't een gotta [add subtitles]."
R.O. Double
Holdin My Balls Since 83
LittleJohn: Braddock, I'm warning you, don't step on any toes.
Braddock: I don't step on toes. I step on necks.
Braddock: I don't step on toes. I step on necks.
AJtheOne
Nets/Giants/Yankees
Aww, you motherfukkers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bytches. Huh. You think you can do this shyt... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfukkers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nikka. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fukk do you think you're fukking with? I'm the police, I run shyt around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfukker down. King Kong ain't got shyt on me. That's right, that's right. shyt, I don't, fukk. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfukking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
- Det. Alonzo Harris
- Det. Alonzo Harris
NobodyReally
Superstar
Empire Strikes Back:
Luke: All right, I'll give it a try.
Yoda: No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try.
Kill Bill Vol. 1
O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fukking head. Just like this fukker here. Now, if any of you sons of bytches got anything else to say, now's the fukking time!
Forest Gump:
Fat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forest Gump: A bullet?
Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that.
Luke: All right, I'll give it a try.
Yoda: No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try.
Kill Bill Vol. 1
O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fukking head. Just like this fukker here. Now, if any of you sons of bytches got anything else to say, now's the fukking time!
Forest Gump:
Fat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forest Gump: A bullet?
Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that.
Mantis Toboggan M.D.
I’m here for the scraps
Anything from lebowski, dumb and dumber, or step brothers. I can manage to fit any line from those into my day to day life
This is a show (Blacklist), but this quote can apply to any tough, damaging shyt you've been through:
"There is nothing that can take the pain away, but eventually you will find a way to live with it. There will be nightmares, and everyday when you wake up, it will be the first thing you think of, until one day, it will be the second thing."
"There is nothing that can take the pain away, but eventually you will find a way to live with it. There will be nightmares, and everyday when you wake up, it will be the first thing you think of, until one day, it will be the second thing."
"I tied my own shoes once...it was an overrated experience."
"Hey Marcus I hear a girl down at the office got you p*ssy-whipped. Don't be p*ssy-whipped. Turn it around. Whip that p*ssy! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"You let that nikka Terry bone. :rubs face: I know I look better than that nikka."
"All I got in this world is my balls and my word...and I don't break 'em for nobody"
"Hey Marcus I hear a girl down at the office got you p*ssy-whipped. Don't be p*ssy-whipped. Turn it around. Whip that p*ssy! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"You let that nikka Terry bone. :rubs face: I know I look better than that nikka."
"All I got in this world is my balls and my word...and I don't break 'em for nobody"
BlvdBrawler
Superstar
"This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table... and I'm the surgeon."
Can't believe I slept on this movie for so long.
Fart Knocker
Superstar
Mary Jane: My father was a drug dealer.
Thurgood: Oh that must have been the shyt!"
Mary Jane: It ruined his life.
Thurgood: That must have been shyt.
Thurgood: Oh that must have been the shyt!"
Mary Jane: It ruined his life.
Thurgood: That must have been shyt.
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
Opening scene to Street Kings, shyt kills me everytime - the bolded lines especially 
Korean #1: What the fukk is this? We said a machine gun.
Keanu: It is a machine gun.
Korean #2: The kind you can carry.
Keanu: Couldn't get none of those. This baby's got character. Korean War vintage. Maybe even mowed down one of your grandpapa-sans when he was charging the wire at Inch'on.
Korean #1: This is bullshyt. It's fukking stuck.
Keanu: fukk it, take the ride. Three large. VIN's clean.
Korean #2: nikka, I drive a $100,000 car! We want your fakkity-ass ride, we'll jack it from you.
Keanu: Cool. Don't decide right now.
Korean #1: Konnichiwa is Japanese. It's insulting to Koreans.
Keanu: How am I supposed to tell if you can't?
Korean #1: What the fukk is that supposed to mean, white boy?
Keanu: It means you got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black and drive Jew. So, how am I supposed to know what kind of zipperhead, dog-munching dink you are if you don't?
Korean #2: Yo. Do you know who the fukk we are?
Keanu: Yeah. You're a couple of panheads buying a machine gun out of a trunk.
*proceeds to then get his ass kicked *
Keanu
Korean #1: What the fukk is this? We said a machine gun.
Keanu: It is a machine gun.
Korean #2: The kind you can carry.
Keanu: Couldn't get none of those. This baby's got character. Korean War vintage. Maybe even mowed down one of your grandpapa-sans when he was charging the wire at Inch'on.
Korean #1: This is bullshyt. It's fukking stuck.
Keanu: fukk it, take the ride. Three large. VIN's clean.
Korean #2: nikka, I drive a $100,000 car! We want your fakkity-ass ride, we'll jack it from you.
Keanu: Cool. Don't decide right now.
Korean #1: Konnichiwa is Japanese. It's insulting to Koreans.
Keanu: How am I supposed to tell if you can't?
Korean #1: What the fukk is that supposed to mean, white boy?
Keanu: It means you got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black and drive Jew. So, how am I supposed to know what kind of zipperhead, dog-munching dink you are if you don't?
Korean #2: Yo. Do you know who the fukk we are?
Keanu: Yeah. You're a couple of panheads buying a machine gun out of a trunk.
*proceeds to then get his ass kicked *
Keanu