Favorite Sports Reference from a Rapper

[waltthizzney]

Cam the gawd




And Rap Game Stromile Swift

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Jay-Z "All I Need"

Whoever got hops get blocked go to the hole
Dikembe Mutumbo of this rap shyt
Plus the jab is sick, and it's Zab quick
Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six
Now run along wit'cha little ass hits
Read my rap sheet nikka, THREE CLASSICS
Shut ya bumba' got A-Rod numbers

 

[Microfracture]

Howdy do motherfukkas, it's Weezy Baby
nikkas bytchin' and I gotta tote the (Cannon)
Listen close, I got duct tape and rope
I leave you missing like the fukking O'bannons


Get it together, now now get my pape's right
Come through late night
I know what it tastes like (what's that?)
Some good coke, dawg, go get your face pipe
Put on my Laker jersey, then I go rape white (number 8)

What he said ^^^


I'LL LEAVE YOU MISSIN LIKE THE fukkIN O'BANNONS

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I made this one up

Girl I got the good D
Call me Detroit piston

 

[R.O. Double]

"I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them
I Jack, I Rob, I sin
Awww man, I'm Jackie Robinson
Except when I run base, I dodge the pen..."

 

[Yung Yogurt]

"Enough Dough In My Pocket To Pay Ya Rent, Fam
At The Bar, Getting Bent Like My Name Michael Sam"

-Nippsey Hustle

 

[Whitty Hutton]

"undivided then sliding, sickening, guaranteed made him jump like Rod Strickland" - Raekwon

"I went to game as a Knicks fan, they had Strickland/They traded him, ever since then son I hated em" - Nature

"I rock Clarks, on the north like John Starks" - Nore

 

[Rakim Allah]

"Cause you don't wanna see me signifyin
Smackin ya Left Eye up like my man Andre Rison" - Ras Kass

"So kill game like Chris Webber in sudden death
Cause you callin' for timeouts when you got no time left" - Ras Kass

"Here's a sport unknown to Bob Costas, give it a name and you a hater
But violence don't play that game" - Ras Kass

"Get it crackin like baking soda
spit colder, quite sick,
the microphone Mike Vick" - Ras Kass

"Throwing heat like Goose Gossage, sidearm
Like a firearm on a hostage" - Phesto D

"Perfectly scripted like Scorcese's 'Raging Bull'
Lanky like Kirilenko
I'm Paid in full" - Phesto D

"I promise thee I Dodge a nicca like Raul Mondesi
Somberly stay calm, fighting Means like Natrone
The bomb, like Hail Mary's inflated wit napalm" - Pharoahe Monch

"My accurate jabs connect like rotary/Make you notice me
Be like, 'Damn, dudes on some totally
When he rides the bass line like Ginobili." - Pharoahe Monch

"Get right quick or I might flip
Try to keep a tight lip, not to complain
Ramblin, mind scramblin cause patience ain't blockin the pain
Mic sick, lyrics is still locked in the brain
Like Mike Vick sittin in jail watchin the game" - Rakim

 

[YakSpiller]

LIL WAYNE SPORTS CENTER

THE GOAT

"I'm servin this track like Steffen Graph
Roger Federer, there's no competitors
nikkas know my rhetoric, bytch know my preference
Young GOD baby all you other nikkas reverends"

"This is especially for you,
disrespect a nikka game, what kinda referee is you?
Swallow ya whistle, make a nikka ride with the pistol
Cause the fakest nikkas ride with the pistol
Even if I die old, I'ma die with the pistol"



















NVM

 

[Danie84]

This nikka Ike with the Iverson jersey
Light skin with herpees

...the wordplay was just nasty (pun intended)

 

[KnickstapeCity]

"Enough Dough In My Pocket To Pay Ya Rent, Fam
At The Bar, Getting Bent Like My Name Michael Sam"

-Nippsey Hustle

:mjlol1:

 

[45123]

Call Snitches Steinbrenner... Always putting a new face in pinstripes

- Joe Buddinz

 

[CrimsonTider]

"they say I'm special as Devin Hester on fourth down
so all that shyt you nikkas kicking I ain't worried about"
- wale

 

[JerseyFinest!]

One minute you hot the next you cold/remind me of the NY Knicks and they jumpshots- Ghost

Any Knicks fan could relate to that line, especially around 04 when it dropped

 

[bobbiewishbone]

The beat!