Favorite Sports Reference from a Rapper

[KnickstapeCity]

"A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson"

"I put a ring on every finger but the rats still asking
Cause there's one on all of mine, I'm the rap Phil Jackson"

"Hit a home run with your bytch, Chicago Cubs"

"One shot to the chest (POW), aye that's that Derrick Rose"

"The Doctor told me to be patient
But I want money like Dwight Howard
Next time he's a free agent"

"I used to only sell 8's like that Laker nikka
Now I'm moving 24's like I play at the Staples Center"




:wow11:

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Action Bronson owns this thread. But Cam's line from Rush Rush is the all time GOAT sports reference

Cam'ron:
but i swear i wish i met dwight gooden
to show him that my pitch is better
bring strawberry dogg i'll be rich forever
shyt, them two nikkas coppin bricks or better

Action Bronson:
I'm diving in like Louganis
I'm aiming right for that anus
Trying to give her a payment to rent the p*ssy like Avis

Action Bronson:
She gave me head during the Laker game
I got her tatted, trying to erase her name
No, I caught her cheating, her p*ssy didn’t feel the same
She was probably with one of the Broncos
Or LeBron so I blew her car up
Soon as she try to start it up, nah
I can’t talk about that though…

Action Bronson:
I Told the driver Lenny swing me by the garden I gotta talk to Pat
Showed him some stacks
Then showed him the gat like ‘you're gonna miss the finger roll right?’
Yes Mr. Baklava
Then I cartwheeled into a aqua car

Action Bronson:
Dog, I lay with hoes, I smoke butter the same color as Jalen Rose

Action Bronson:
I play ball like Billy Hoyle
Now I need a Sidney Dean
To help me start this brothel in the Philippines
I stay in Flushing like I'm Dillon Gee

 

[Rocket Scientist]

"Rocking the Gator like Percy Harvin.Chillin in the cut with two 8's like my name is Marvin"

 

[HiphopRelated]

My favourite Budden one though, hands down

New hooptie every month would be my way of flossin
And the crib would be an all night party
With six baby moms, that I'd Jet on like Cromartie

 

[Spaceman Piff]

you ain't no athlete, you shawn bradley




Feel like A-Rod, some say his time's up
Boo a nikka at home, yup, I'm in my prime But
He by far the best player on the team
And then turn around, drop 'em to the bottom of the lineup
Should get traded, but he don't wanna move
Cause this the only city he got something to prove
And that's why I'm seen with heaters
Cause you can't be the man when you on the same team as Jeter, ya dig
It's like the game ain't getting suitable
Making me so sick I need Chicken Noodle Soup
Rappers 'Fly High', then got suicidal
Imitate Jim Jones, end up like Cory Lidle

 

[USSInsiders]

Action Bronson owns this thread. But Cam's line from Rush Rush is the all time GOAT sports reference

Cam'ron:
but i swear i wish i met dwight gooden
to show him that my pitch is better
bring strawberry dogg i'll be rich forever
shyt, them two nikkas coppin bricks or better

Action Bronson:
I'm diving in like Louganis
I'm aiming right for that anus
Trying to give her a payment to rent the p*ssy like Avis

Action Bronson:
She gave me head during the Laker game
I got her tatted, trying to erase her name
No, I caught her cheating, her p*ssy didn’t feel the same
She was probably with one of the Broncos
Or LeBron so I blew her car up
Soon as she try to start it up, nah
I can’t talk about that though…

Action Bronson:
I Told the driver Lenny swing me by the garden I gotta talk to Pat
Showed him some stacks
Then showed him the gat like ‘you're gonna miss the finger roll right?’
Yes Mr. Baklava
Then I cartwheeled into a aqua car

Action Bronson:
Dog, I lay with hoes, I smoke butter the same color as Jalen Rose

Action Bronson:
I play ball like Billy Hoyle
Now I need a Sidney Dean
To help me start this brothel in the Philippines
I stay in Flushing like I'm Dillon Gee

"CHeck the bio,
I fixed the game between Kentucky and Miami of Ohio, I been wild" Action, I love that line

"Play them corners like a safety, watch the traffic switch
Youngin' never pumpfake and you'll get past the blitz" Beanie

" D-block chain they think I play for the nuggets,
Nah I'm boss, son, I ain't Ty Lawson
But I still get them thangs off, son" Jada

 

[USSInsiders]

Yeah I'm with this.

I don't bother with a glock
Or haven't since I parted from the block
But if Duke talking crazy
then he'll do it to a catridge full of shots
Find his body in a River down in Austin
won't matter if his father is a Doc.

Too bad Austin lookin like a scrub but when this first came out when he was ballin at Dook

Never heard this but these are pretty crazy bars

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Its just the way the cookie tear /Prepare to get hurt and mangeled like Kurt Angle rookie year - Doom

 

[LucaBrasi]

"I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them
I Jack, I Rob, I sin
Awww man, I'm Jackie Robinson
Except when I run base, I dodge the pen..."

Jay-Z got the GOAT sports referance

 

[Mac071415]

If its only one bytch sit back n blow me and argue over my balls like Shaq n Kobe.

They know me the field the kid with the fans that argue over my balls like Kobe n shaquille.

You should calm your man down if you got love for him,
Before you see his ass flying off the roof like Nutso in above the rim

I pass bullets so the gun goes with me
And the bullets are the size of Mutumbo's pinky

 

[keond]

Don't confuse me with Marbury out this bytch
Run up on me at the light, you could lose your life-Jay


Mind you this was after Marbury just got robbed for 150k worth of jewels at a redlight in NYC.

 

[Bobby Reds]

Even Ginobili coming off the bench.

- Lil B

 

[Bobby Reds]

And the nose on pistol, bout as long as Scottie Pippen's.

- Gudda Gudda

 

[Sterling Archer]

"Rocking the Gator like Percy Harvin.Chillin in the cut with two

Spoiler

8's

like my name is

Spoiler

Marvin

Redacted for your own safety breh.

 

[mrken12]

Wale and Joe Budden own this thread