FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

theonion.com

 

[Amo Husserl]

If ya ops doin' this you got some decisions that gotta be made.

 

[ajnapoleon]

I mean


Edit it’s the onion

 

[lowkey0z]

the onion? lol you got any other sources breh?

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

the onion? lol you got any other sources breh?

It’s the onion… but this one could be true.

 

[Elim Garak]

I'm glad this was actually a parody because I was about to say...

 

[Chip Skylark]

When did the onion stop making satire

 

[Heafcliffe]

The Onion actually accurate.

 

[Chip Skylark]

I'm glad this was actually a parody because I was about to say...

Might as well be real lol

 

[staticshock]

I know it’s fake but that fukkin picture

 

[CopiousX]

Might as well be real lol

I mean Elon does want to fire the organization that normally deals with them

 

[Hater Eraser]

 

[richaveli83]

I know it's the onion, but I wouldn't be shocked if any foreign adversary had that mindset. Mango Mussolini, Elon Must, etc are doing enough damage as it is.

 

[Seoul Gleou]

I know it's the onion, but I wouldn't be shocked if any foreign adversary had that mindset. Mango Mussolini, Elon Must, etc are doing enough damage as it is.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Peak Onion.