FDT: JP Morgan officially project a recession.

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Hey, the sun is going to set in a couple hours!

We needed these a$$holes to predict this when Trump was RUNNING on tariffs. Nobody cares about their bullshyt last hour "predictions." Dow is down 10% and they're talking about "uh we might be heading into a recession..." The fukk we need you to tell us that for???
 

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America as an empire is done but you have two options on how you can exit the world stage as an empire:

1. Do it slowly like the UK or the Spanish
2. Collapse dramatically like Russia.

White America has decided they'd do go with number 2 so buckle up, stock up on rice, beans, potatoes, and learn how to grow some basic plants like tomatoes, potatoes, carrots and onions.

Buy food in bulk, buy external hard drives and buy whatever video games, movies and TV shows because the price of everything is going up. The rich will weather the storm, the rest of the people in America won't. You'll see an explosion in unemployment, scams, and crime as people crash out after being evicted.

Theyll look for anyone to blame other than themselves. Keep to your people, manage your mental health by getting offline and chopping it up with your partners in person and stay physically fit. Build a bug out bag, and make sure you have cash in your home(at least $500). This idiot doesn't just intend to cause a recession, he's attempting to create a depression and completely wipe out the savings and retirements of most people.

If you've got a 401k talk to the bank about your options. The richest people in America will eat this loss and come out richer than before or will just straight up dip after exchanging their dollars for some Euros, Canadian dollars or asian currency like yen and just buying citizenship in another country.
 

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America as an empire is done but you have two options on how you can exit the world stage as an empire:

1. Do it slowly like the UK or the Spanish
2. Collapse dramatically like Russia.

White America has decided they'd do go with number 2 so buckle up, stock up on rice, beans, potatoes, and learn how to grow some basic plants like tomatoes, potatoes, carrots and onions.

Buy food in bulk, buy external hard drives and buy whatever video games, movies and TV shows because the price of everything is going up. The rich will weather the storm, the rest of the people in America won't. You'll see an explosion in unemployment, scams, and crime as people crash out after being evicted.

Theyll look for anyone to blame other than themselves. Keep to your people, manage your mental health by getting offline and chopping it up with your partners in person and stay physically fit. Build a bug out bag, and make sure you have cash in your home(at least $500). This idiot doesn't just intend to cause a recession, he's attempting to create a depression and completely wipe out the savings and retirements of most people.

If you've got a 401k talk to the bank about your options. The richest people in America will eat this loss and come out richer than before or will just straight up dip after exchanging their dollars for some Euros, Canadian dollars or asian currency like yen and just buying citizenship in another country.
 
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