Feats of athleticism that have you :wow

[The axe murderer]

This older white lady told me that the only way to get away from a bear was to run down a hill. She said if you try to run up a tree you're fukked, they can break into a car easy as fukk, they can swim faster than us, you can't fight one and if you do you better have a giant ass gun, but she said the way their bodies are built it doesn't allow them to go downhill quickly. Playing dead will likely end in them biting off some of your fingers.

She said it's like a dog trying to run fast down some stairs.

I forgot to mention they can swim fast as fukk. I was surprised when I found that out. I also heard about the downhill thing

 

[The axe murderer]

Imagine being asked to pull off an athletic feat so difficult that only a few people in the entire world could even do it under any circumstances.

Then being told that if you make a single mistake, at any point, you will die.

And that you'll have to compete, absolutely perfectly, for FOUR HOURS.



Climb a 3200 foot high sheer vertical cliff, no ropes, no gear, in less than four hours. And if you get just a little nervous, your hands sweat, you die.

I just can't imagine something as uniquely incredible as what Alex Honnold does.

Couldn't be me. The concentration needed to pull that off? For hours on end? While at some points supporting your body weight? Couldn't be me.
And no ropes etc? I look down its a wrap

 

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he only 5'8? wtf

 

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[Waldo Geraldo Faldo]

My breh, Two Scoops.

Damn, American Gladiators was the shyt.

 

[The axe murderer]

imma need to research this

 

[The axe murderer]

My breh, Two Scoops.

Damn, American Gladiators was the shyt.

breh even jumped over a car

 

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