And so I did. Yeah yeah yeah, I know for some idiotic reason people hate when good deeds are posted on Social Media but I don't give a fukk, cause I'm richer than them white folks. 
Besides, I'm often accused of demonry so I can toot my own horn by showing human compassion. Which I often show, by the way.
And if this thread flops like all my threads do.
But I do keep @YaThreadFloppedB! on speed dial.
Anywhoodles, I went to pay a debt to a friend and while we were chatting a homeless breh came along. He wasn't asking for money but was a diabetic about to pass out. Also said I had good taste in woman (
). So we go into the local Randall's and the dude is like, "They have Rotisserie chicken to die for." I guess breh thought I was going to get him a bag of chips. 
He just made my life easier.
So I got him two teas, and two whole rotisserie chickens and gave him $20. The thought of breh sitting in the shade and feasting on that chicken while taking cool, refreshing sips of tea has me
I know hunger and poverty. No one deserves that. Unless I say they do then they do.
And I know some of you are going to be like what if he sold the chicken for crack (
) well on the off chance that was his plan he can now use the $20 to buy some crack and still have something to eat. He's going to win either way today.
Besides, I'm often accused of demonry so I can toot my own horn by showing human compassion. Which I often show, by the way.And if this thread flops like all my threads do.
But I do keep @YaThreadFloppedB! on speed dial.
Anywhoodles, I went to pay a debt to a friend and while we were chatting a homeless breh came along. He wasn't asking for money but was a diabetic about to pass out. Also said I had good taste in woman (
). So we go into the local Randall's and the dude is like, "They have Rotisserie chicken to die for." I guess breh thought I was going to get him a bag of chips. He just made my life easier. So I got him two teas, and two whole rotisserie chickens and gave him $20. The thought of breh sitting in the shade and feasting on that chicken while taking cool, refreshing sips of tea has me
I know hunger and poverty. No one deserves that. Unless I say they do then they do. And I know some of you are going to be like what if he sold the chicken for crack (
) well on the off chance that was his plan he can now use the $20 to buy some crack and still have something to eat. He's going to win either way today. 
" The fukk? I'm buying food for this dude here and you'd think I'd waste time stealing a fukking drink? I just would have walked out with the chicken. *Sigh* Hopefully when she leaves for the day a maniac gives her a Test like Big Boot.
so I had to use this one. 
