Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
she had your unlocked phone and all she could complain about was internet bytches?
damn u on a tight leash and have a sad life fam. u dont even have chics texting u for her to get mad at? get outta that shyt b. u a nice guy.
If my woman ever get free access to my phone it might be a wrap 

She would see way worse than the coli 

One time I woke up in the morning accidentally left my laptop unlocked and I could tell she was tryna snoop
Luckily I save things under creative names
