Fellas: A chick text you "im so horny"

[Mr. Somebody]

Id text,

Its so demonic, friend.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Thats coo but I dont do single mothers. hit up your baby daddy.

 

[DeuceZ]

:gladkid:

 

[Kenyan West]

I'd scroll down the list of coli smileys to choose from.

 

[George Gooney]

K

 

[villain]

y'all nikkas gay

 

[Mr210]

I responded to her....I dont see u here butt naked so you cant be that horny

her response: wow...i love when you talk like that

 

[Lana Kane]

UM I don't know one girl that would text this.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

is T/S a virgin?

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

I got something for dat p*ssy

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I'd be like

Mom stop playin

 

[GZR]

Tell her to take a cold shower

The right answer, because she's probably just testing your thirst.

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

I'll be there in a little.

If she texting me that means we are cool and I either already smashed, or want to smash.

 

[Cat piss martini]

her: i'm so horny.
me: you must be on your period.
her: how do you know?
me: hit you later I hear gunshots.

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

When I was single I'd just text, "Prove It."

Now, if it ain't my wife, then I'd be like "That's whats up......"