Only twice in my life have I been hit or assaulted by a female..
Once when I was like 12 and my sister was 11 we were doing the dishes together and we had this system, I'd wash, she'd rinse. Well I remember I was tired from running around all day and I dropped one of the glass dishes and it broke and my sister slapped me upside my head on some "You Big Dummy" ish. I told her not to hit me again, so of course, she does. I smacked her back and she started crying and told my father. My father told her that's what she gets for hitting someone, you get hit back. Later on he pulled me aside and said that I shouldn't develop a habit of hitting women and that even if my sister was in the wrong I shouldn't ever hit her again as she's a girl..
Second time was late last year, me and my wife were playing rummy and I was kicking her ass badly, she called herself "playing around" and took the deck and hit me SQUARE IN THE FACE with the deck of cards. That shyt hurt BADLY bruhs, I was seeing red. I didn't hit her but I grabbed her by the arms, pinned her down and told her under NO CIRCUMSTANCES was she EVER to do something like that again...
I don't condone hitting women but I firmly believe that NOBODY has the right to physically assault another human being and once you make that decision to take it there, man or woman, you have signed a universal contract of natural law and order that whatever consequences you suffer as a result is ENTIRELY your own fault. I've witnessed and seen women screaming, carrying on, and beating men on their faces and backs as the man was doing his best to calmly walk away. I wouldn't fault ANY man for turning around and defending himself properly in that situation. I respect all women, but women need to understand that hitting men is ASKING for trouble. NO MAN takes being hit or slapped lightly, there's always a second split decision on whether to retaliate or not. If that man chooses not too then consider yourself lucky...